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May 12th, 2009, 02:36 AM | #21 |
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When i said that I wanted to see how your garden growed I didn't mean out your ass.--And just because you are pissed,quit putting Miracle Grow in my underwear.
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She fell for the old "Hide The Carrot" routine!
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Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!, He-e-e-e-e! |
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November 8th, 2018, 06:18 PM | #25 |
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If she has an odd smile when she offers you some carrot cake....
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November 9th, 2018, 01:39 AM | #26 |
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If her idea of putting carrots in her butthole will keep the carrots fresh, then she's gone cuckoo in the head.
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November 18th, 2018, 10:49 AM | #27 |
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Her exhibitionist behaviour is pissing me off but instead of complaining I will take steps to cure her obsession; I have located a 72 pound prize-winning marrow.
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November 27th, 2018, 12:27 AM | #28 |
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Some feng shui experts differ in their approach to the placement of plantholders
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