Who had the WEAKEST cum shot in Vintage Porn ? - Page 3

FIRE-CROTCH-LOVER · May 23rd, 2008, 02:42 AM

I try not to focus on the guys in the scene, but some fuckheads absolutely ruin a scene just with their presence. For me it's any guy who is rough or degrades the girls in any way or is shaved down and looks like a poofter. I hope I'm not the only guy who is bothered by this. Let me know. Cheers.

FIRE-CROTCH-LOVER · May 23rd, 2008, 03:18 AM

Randy West!!! A mouse shoots a bigger load than this limp dick geezer. Paul Thomas, Jon Morgan, Jerry Butler; so many ugly, lame "studs" who got to nail some of the hottest women in history.

quahogs finest · May 23rd, 2008, 03:30 AM

Randy West

Desiree Cousteau · May 23rd, 2008, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evmeister

Of the so called "greats", Randy West is the king in this category. Jerry Butler was even more pathetic, because of what he needed just to make himself climax.

I agree that Randy West is the correct answer. And, yes, Jerry Butler was pathetic. Needs two girls pinching both of his nipples, another licking his nuts, while he sweats like a pig, jerking himself off with his eyes closed. WTF did this guy need to close his eyes and imagine?

harvey · May 23rd, 2008, 05:28 AM

Yeah.....Randy West. Look, Randy West was a guy looking guy. Don't get me wrong. However, he just didn't have any penis stamia for porn. His dick was "very" average to say the least and could tap out a few dribbles of spooge. He might have had a handsome face and good body, but the guys in porn need that dick virility to go along with it.

AEKara · May 23rd, 2008, 05:52 AM

Randy West and Buck Adams. We've already covered this in the "Weakest Cumshots" thread so this thread will be merged.

AEK

mingthemerciless · May 23rd, 2008, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desiree Cousteau

I agree that Randy West is the correct answer. And, yes, Jerry Butler was pathetic. Needs two girls pinching both of his nipples, another licking his nuts, while he sweats like a pig, jerking himself off with his eyes closed. WTF did this guy need to close his eyes and imagine?

Why did Jerry close his eyes while jerking off? Simple: He was imagining himself. Just
one look at him and you knew he was a narcissist. Any straight guy who had to
work that hard cumming while fucking babes like Taija Rae, Rachel Ashley, Tracey
Adams, etc. has to be one messed up dude. Or secretly gay.
As to who had the weakest cum shot in porn, there's only one answer: Randy West.
A forensics team with black lights was required to verify some of his cum shots.
A pathetic guy who stuck around way too long. No knowing when to leave the stage
and take your final bow is always embarrassing.

conanus3000 · May 24th, 2008, 12:18 PM

Definitly Randy west has the weakest cumshot in the vintage history. Poor Guy...

method · October 3rd, 2009, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by violins

I nominate Billy Dee and T. T. Boy.

VIOLINS

I concur on Billy Dee.

conanus3000 · October 7th, 2009, 09:16 AM

I nominate Randy West : Not only he has one of the weakest cumshots but also one of the smallest dick in the business. This guy is insulting the profession. Every time a see him in a porn movie I'm sure he's going to ruin the scene he's acting in.

May 23rd, 2008, 02:42 AM	#21
FIRE-CROTCH-LOVER Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Facefirst in Ginger Minge Posts: 17 Thanks: 155 Thanked 334 Times in 19 Posts	Which male porno actors ruin the scene for you? I try not to focus on the guys in the scene, but some fuckheads absolutely ruin a scene just with their presence. For me it's any guy who is rough or degrades the girls in any way or is shaved down and looks like a poofter. I hope I'm not the only guy who is bothered by this. Let me know. Cheers.

May 23rd, 2008, 03:18 AM	#22
FIRE-CROTCH-LOVER Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Facefirst in Ginger Minge Posts: 17 Thanks: 155 Thanked 334 Times in 19 Posts	Randy West!!! A mouse shoots a bigger load than this limp dick geezer. Paul Thomas, Jon Morgan, Jerry Butler; so many ugly, lame "studs" who got to nail some of the hottest women in history. Last edited by FIRE-CROTCH-LOVER; May 23rd, 2008 at 09:04 PM..

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May 23rd, 2008, 03:30 AM	#23
quahogs finest Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 47 Thanks: 10 Thanked 257 Times in 32 Posts	Randy West

May 23rd, 2008, 05:28 AM	#25
harvey Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: CA Posts: 16 Thanks: 13 Thanked 197 Times in 16 Posts	Yeah.....Randy West. Look, Randy West was a guy looking guy. Don't get me wrong. However, he just didn't have any penis stamia for porn. His dick was "very" average to say the least and could tap out a few dribbles of spooge. He might have had a handsome face and good body, but the guys in porn need that dick virility to go along with it.

May 24th, 2008, 12:18 PM	#28
conanus3000 Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4 Thanks: 1 Thanked 17 Times in 4 Posts	Definitly Randy west has the weakest cumshot in the vintage history. Poor Guy...

October 7th, 2009, 09:16 AM	#30
conanus3000 Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4 Thanks: 1 Thanked 17 Times in 4 Posts	I nominate Randy West : Not only he has one of the weakest cumshots but also one of the smallest dick in the business. This guy is insulting the profession. Every time a see him in a porn movie I'm sure he's going to ruin the scene he's acting in.