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June 15th, 2018, 05:38 PM | #13441 |
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Can't understand why, this website is full of pussy.
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June 15th, 2018, 06:28 PM | #13442 |
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My wife has told me she's getting botox injections. That'll take the smile off her face.
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June 16th, 2018, 02:51 AM | #13443 |
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My wife ran off with the milkman the other day, really pissed me off as he forgot to deliver the milk.
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June 16th, 2018, 07:57 AM | #13444 |
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Take my wife
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June 16th, 2018, 08:59 AM | #13445 |
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June 16th, 2018, 05:19 PM | #13446 |
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June 17th, 2018, 05:40 AM | #13447 |
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There are plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a cock like mine, some that come to mind are........Camera man, light and sound technician.......
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June 17th, 2018, 10:25 AM | #13448 |
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First female astronaut on the Apollo missions calls …..
Beep “Houston we have a problem “beep Beep “Go ahead Apollo, please clarify” beep Beep “Oh never mind, forget I mentioned it, you never listen to me anyway, you just carry on there with your beer, I’ll sort it out myself as always” beep |
June 17th, 2018, 11:09 AM | #13449 |
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June 17th, 2018, 01:46 PM | #13450 |
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I'd love to wish my Dad Happy Father's Day but postmen don't work on Sundays.
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