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November 13th, 2018, 02:49 PM | #14021 |
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Took the Missus out to my favourite bar last week. We we having a quite drink and she leans into my ear and says.......'you see that drunken bastard at the end of the bar?....he asked me to marry him 30 years ago and I turned him down' and I said........'It looks like he still f*cking celebrating!'...................I get out of traction at the end of the month.
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November 14th, 2018, 10:01 AM | #14022 |
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November 14th, 2018, 03:31 PM | #14023 |
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November 15th, 2018, 12:18 AM | #14024 |
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The next door neighbours kid lives in a broken home and it is my fault. I gave him a hammer for his birthday.
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November 15th, 2018, 12:36 AM | #14025 |
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It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas...
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November 15th, 2018, 01:21 PM | #14026 |
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November 15th, 2018, 05:17 PM | #14027 |
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This one's probably already on here but I'll refresh it.A guy goes to the hospital bound up so they give him a laxative.It hits him so hard he can't even think about making it to the restroom so he just craps in the bed,a big mess.He's ashamed and doesn't want the nurse to see what he's done so he wads the sheets up and tosses them out the window.They land on a wino down below and he starts flailing around grunting and making moves you wouldn't expect from a wino.Cop walks up and says man what in the world are you doing and the wino says I don't know but I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.
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November 16th, 2018, 10:36 AM | #14028 |
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Does your nose run and your feet smell? You're upside down.
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November 16th, 2018, 01:07 PM | #14029 |
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "me feet is freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!" "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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November 16th, 2018, 05:06 PM | #14030 |
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A man got run over earlier today by a red lorry then a yellow lorry then a red lorry then a yellow lorry ,
Police informed his family although the Chief Inspector said "There's never an easy way to say this".
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