Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 308

**trailmaster** · June 21st, 2018, 09:25 PM

chromax was like Hannibal Lecter, a psychotic murderer and cannibal until he joined VEF and started to read trailmaster's posts. What a change came over him. Nowchromax is completely sane and a model citizen, except for one thing. He likes to drown grasshoppers and other insects he finds outside in an open barrel of oil at his local gas station.

**palo5** · June 21st, 2018, 10:41 PM

Trailmaster is actually an urban terrorist. He takes shots at neighbors' dogs with a silenced BB rifle. But he never hits, because his target is more than 200 meters away. The BBs hit the ground about 50 meters from his weapon, and he wonders how his telescopic sight and scout training could have failed him

chromax · June 22nd, 2018, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

chromax was like Hannibal Lecter, a psychotic murderer and cannibal until he joined VEF and started to read trailmaster's posts. What a change came over him. Nowchromax is completely sane and a model citizen, except for one thing. He likes to drown grasshoppers and other insects he finds outside in an open barrel of oil at his local gas station.

Could I ever thank trailmaster the way he really deserves? He's my actual guru.
Reading his posts I learned that George W. Bush had nothing to do with pussy hair.
Now I'm a model citizen and a conscious perv.

**Arturo2nd** · June 22nd, 2018, 12:38 AM

Estreeter sleeps much more soundly since learning to insert the dildo in his ass at bedtime.

**Brecht** · June 22nd, 2018, 09:07 PM

After getting wind of the Sopranos prequel, Estreeter auditioned for the role of Tony Soprano but was offered to play Vito Spatafore.

**Brecht** · June 22nd, 2018, 09:18 PM

Brian249x used to commute to work by jumping on the passing BART trains from his apartment's window.

**ball7** · June 23rd, 2018, 12:45 AM

Glen Quagmire owns a white only club in Harlem

**Arturo2nd** · June 23rd, 2018, 01:48 AM

xyzde69 is Alfred E Neuman's love child

Estreeter · June 23rd, 2018, 02:33 AM

OK, sit back and get ready for something so shocking I don't know how any of you will react ....

palo5, yep we all know he is very gay

he did however have sex with a female once and once only that resulted in the birth of his son

which is me

Look at what kind of individual he bough up

BTW, I love you, Dad

**ball7** · June 23rd, 2018, 08:33 AM

Palo5 is currently on the Mal Hombre diet. It mainly consist of eating gravel and drinking rain water.

June 23rd, 2018, 02:33 AM	#3079
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,603 Times in 60,391 Posts	Beat that palo OK, sit back and get ready for something so shocking I don't know how any of you will react .... palo5, yep we all know he is very gay he did however have sex with a female once and once only that resulted in the birth of his son which is me Look at what kind of individual he bough up BTW, I love you, Dad __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 21st, 2018, 09:25 PM	#3071
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,600 Times in 60,108 Posts	chromax was like Hannibal Lecter, a psychotic murderer and cannibal until he joined VEF and started to read trailmaster's posts. What a change came over him. Nowchromax is completely sane and a model citizen, except for one thing. He likes to drown grasshoppers and other insects he finds outside in an open barrel of oil at his local gas station.

June 21st, 2018, 10:41 PM	#3072
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Trailmaster is actually an urban terrorist. He takes shots at neighbors' dogs with a silenced BB rifle. But he never hits, because his target is more than 200 meters away. The BBs hit the ground about 50 meters from his weapon, and he wonders how his telescopic sight and scout training could have failed him

June 22nd, 2018, 12:38 AM	#3074
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,627 Times in 8,946 Posts	Estreeter sleeps much more soundly since learning to insert the dildo in his ass at bedtime.

June 22nd, 2018, 09:07 PM	#3075
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,145 Times in 10,453 Posts	After getting wind of the Sopranos prequel, Estreeter auditioned for the role of Tony Soprano but was offered to play Vito Spatafore.

June 22nd, 2018, 09:18 PM	#3076
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,145 Times in 10,453 Posts	Brian249x used to commute to work by jumping on the passing BART trains from his apartment's window.

June 23rd, 2018, 12:45 AM	#3077
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	Glen Quagmire owns a white only club in Harlem

June 23rd, 2018, 01:48 AM	#3078
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,627 Times in 8,946 Posts	xyzde69 is Alfred E Neuman's love child

June 23rd, 2018, 08:33 AM	#3080
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	Palo5 is currently on the Mal Hombre diet. It mainly consist of eating gravel and drinking rain water.