What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 81

**palo5** · May 11th, 2018, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

743-Sean Connery has always had problems hiding his Scottish accent, even when playing characters from other countries (The Untouchables, Robin and Marian, etc)

hehehe!

744. Even Lithuanians have Scottish accents (Red October)

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 11th, 2018, 10:21 PM

745. American soldiers taking part in most wars from WW1 to the present day are always doing business deals in their spare time (and often when they are supposed to be working). Sometimes it's even with the enemy. They also smoke a lot of dope, act like hippies and don't like being given orders. Not surprisingly, they have won ever war in history and can often be identified in Ancient Rome or Greece by their accents. Americans will also win WW3, defeat any invasions by pesky aliens, win wars for friendly aliens and head off global disasters like asteroids or comets hitting the Earth. Time travelling Americans can be counted on to stop disasters from developing and have often done so.

**Sir Honkers** · May 12th, 2018, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

745. American soldiers taking part in most wars from WW1 to the present day are always doing business deals in their spare time (and often when they are supposed to be working). Sometimes it's even with the enemy. They also smoke a lot of dope, act like hippies and don't like being given orders. Not surprisingly, they have won ever war in history and can often be identified in Ancient Rome or Greece by their accents. Americans will also win WW3, defeat any invasions by pesky aliens, win wars for friendly aliens and head off global disasters like asteroids or comets hitting the Earth. Time travelling Americans can be counted on to stop disasters from developing and have often done so.

746: God help us everyone, when Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Tommy Lee Jones are dead.

**old alal** · May 16th, 2018, 11:12 AM

747. Appropriate because the wings of an areoplane (especially 747's) are for fighting on. The round edges are theye to cling on to when as a goodie one guy gets knocked off. Flaps and air breaks are there to trap clothes just in time to stop the baddie from picking up the discarded, but magnetic to Aluminium gun, and the engines under them do not get damaged when eventually, the baddie gets sucked into them.

**ManofKent** · May 16th, 2018, 04:22 PM

748-Why are ghosts always never naked?

When you watch films like Ghost, Ghostbusters, The Sixth Sense, The Frighteners, Poltergeist, Beetlejuice, The Others and The Woman in Black human spirits always wear the clothes they were wearing when they died.

But here's how I see it:

The human body, where the soul resides, is ORGANIC and made up of cells that are made up of chromosomes and amino acids.
The clothes you wear are SYNTHETIC and contain no biological material (right down to the smallest cell) from which a soul can reside/harness. It is artificial and simply not alive.

So, in my theory that means a human spirit should not appear to have any clothes.

There are some exceptions to this-Casper doesn't have any clothes whilst Chucky is just a possessed doll.

**seany65** · May 16th, 2018, 10:10 PM

A question about 748:

Why are they wearing the clothes they died in and not the ones they were buried in?

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 16th, 2018, 10:32 PM

749. God is usually played by actors like Brian Blessed or Morgan Freeman. I don't think a woman has ever had the role.

**rosestone** · May 17th, 2018, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

749. God is usually played by actors like Brian Blessed or Morgan Freeman. I don't think a woman has ever had the role.

(Alanis Morrisette in 'Dogma' - point of trivia, originally meant to be played by Holly Hunter, but she turned it down).

750. Arkham Asylum needs to do something about its security.

**old alal** · May 18th, 2018, 07:49 AM

751. As well as always being able to park right outside your destination, as mentioned earlier in this thread (thanks) you do not have to lock your car, and it and all it's contents will still be there when you come back to it.

**seany65** · May 23rd, 2018, 10:17 PM

752: In almost any ecological disaster film there will be a plan to stop the disaster by blowing it up with a nuclear bomb.

If the plan to nuke it has come from a 'mainstream' scientist who is liked and respected by those in charge of what to do, then it will fail utterly or make the problem worse, and only the non-nuke plan from the disgraced and unliked scientist will work.

If the plan to nuke it has come from a disgraced scientist whom no-one in charge of the response likes or respects, then it will work perfectly, but only after the non-nuke plan from the liked and respected scientist has not worked.

May 16th, 2018, 11:12 AM	#804
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	747. Appropriate because the wings of an areoplane (especially 747's) are for fighting on. The round edges are theye to cling on to when as a goodie one guy gets knocked off. Flaps and air breaks are there to trap clothes just in time to stop the baddie from picking up the discarded, but magnetic to Aluminium gun, and the engines under them do not get damaged when eventually, the baddie gets sucked into them. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	A question about 748: Why are they wearing the clothes they died in and not the ones they were buried in? __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

May 18th, 2018, 07:49 AM	#809
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	751. As well as always being able to park right outside your destination, as mentioned earlier in this thread (thanks) you do not have to lock your car, and it and all it's contents will still be there when you come back to it. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

May 23rd, 2018, 10:17 PM	#810
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	752: In almost any ecological disaster film there will be a plan to stop the disaster by blowing it up with a nuclear bomb. If the plan to nuke it has come from a 'mainstream' scientist who is liked and respected by those in charge of what to do, then it will fail utterly or make the problem worse, and only the non-nuke plan from the disgraced and unliked scientist will work. If the plan to nuke it has come from a disgraced scientist whom no-one in charge of the response likes or respects, then it will work perfectly, but only after the non-nuke plan from the liked and respected scientist has not worked. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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May 11th, 2018, 10:21 PM	#802
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,608 Times in 3,210 Posts	745. American soldiers taking part in most wars from WW1 to the present day are always doing business deals in their spare time (and often when they are supposed to be working). Sometimes it's even with the enemy. They also smoke a lot of dope, act like hippies and don't like being given orders. Not surprisingly, they have won ever war in history and can often be identified in Ancient Rome or Greece by their accents. Americans will also win WW3, defeat any invasions by pesky aliens, win wars for friendly aliens and head off global disasters like asteroids or comets hitting the Earth. Time travelling Americans can be counted on to stop disasters from developing and have often done so.

May 16th, 2018, 04:22 PM	#805
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	748-Why are ghosts always never naked? When you watch films like Ghost, Ghostbusters, The Sixth Sense, The Frighteners, Poltergeist, Beetlejuice, The Others and The Woman in Black human spirits always wear the clothes they were wearing when they died. But here's how I see it: The human body, where the soul resides, is ORGANIC and made up of cells that are made up of chromosomes and amino acids. The clothes you wear are SYNTHETIC and contain no biological material (right down to the smallest cell) from which a soul can reside/harness. It is artificial and simply not alive. So, in my theory that means a human spirit should not appear to have any clothes. There are some exceptions to this-Casper doesn't have any clothes whilst Chucky is just a possessed doll.

May 16th, 2018, 10:32 PM	#807
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,608 Times in 3,210 Posts	749. God is usually played by actors like Brian Blessed or Morgan Freeman. I don't think a woman has ever had the role.