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April 23rd, 2016, 10:59 PM | #4001 |
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Wyatt Earp: So what brings you into town Doc?
Doc Holliday: I missed your company Wyatt. Big Nose Kate: This is where the money is now. Doc Holliday: Besides, since you probably already know,...there was an unfortunate misunderstanding in Texas and I figured it was a good time to move on. [pause] I'll check in my gun as soon as we've found ourselves a good hotel. Doc Holliday rides calmly away with Big Nose Kate. Bat Masterson: Maybe you should make him check in his knife as well, Wyatt. I heard he cut that man in Texas all the way down from his belly to his dick. Wyatt Earp (1994)
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Sam, Cafe Proprietor: What'll you have?
John J. Macreedy: What've you got? Sam, Cafe Proprietor: Chili and beans. John J. Macreedy: Anything else? Sam, Cafe Proprietor: Chili without beans. John J. Macreedy: [to the town mortician] Mind not looking at me like that? Doc T.R. Velie Jr.: Like what? John J. Macreedy: Like a potential customer. Doc T.R. Velie Jr.: Huh. Everyone is. I get 'em comin' and goin'.
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From one of the best Western's ever made The Magnificent Seven:
Chico: Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen. Britt: The worst! I was aiming at the horse.
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April 25th, 2016, 01:46 PM | #4004 |
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Francisco Goya - "Imagination abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters: united with her, she is the mother of the arts and the source of her wonders."
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April 25th, 2016, 02:45 PM | #4005 |
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Sure hard work never killed anybody , but why take the chance ?
~ Edgar Bergen Don't put off until tomorrow , what you can do the day after tomorrow ~ Mark Twain Sheldon ~ Mr Grunwald
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April 25th, 2016, 03:20 PM | #4006 |
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These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are some quotes by authors unknown to me. If you know who should get credit, please send me a message so that a small fraction of my fathomless ignorance will be cured. On the other side of the coin, I have no reluctance to 'improve' anonymous quotes and make them mine. Sort of. Good news is just life’s way of keeping you off balance The Good old days were not that good A Good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow Good sound reasons are often obfuscated by reasons that sound good A Good speech has a good start and a good ending, both kept as close together as possible A Good spouse will stand by you through all of the troubles that you wouldn’t have had if single Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your children The Grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed A Great salesman can make his wife feel sorry for the poor gal who lost her bra and panties in his car A Half truth is a whole lie
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"Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges --- Cicero
"In Times of war, the law falls silent "Sic Semper Tyrannis" John Wilkes Booth after killing Abraham Lincoln "Death To Tyrants" Apologies if this is a duplicate post |
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April 27th, 2016, 04:49 PM | #4008 |
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April 27th, 2016, 05:04 PM | #4009 |
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Churchill had a really quick wit as in several exchages with upper crust women.
"Sir Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison you." "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." 'Why, Sir Winsyton, you are drunk!." "And, you, madam, are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober." |
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others
~ John Kirinrich Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect ~ Benny Hill I`d like to kill you , but I haven't got time right now ~ Yossarian
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