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These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are a few of my favourite Mark Twain quotes
As I work through my alphabetized collection of quotes, sooner or later I had to make it to the Mark Twain quotes. I think that maybe I'll post one more set of 10 Twain quotes, then move on. If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Twain, Mark Actions speaks louder than words but not nearly as often Twain, Mark Be careful when reading health books, you could die of a misprint Twain, Mark Catch the trade winds in your sails; explore; dream; discover Twain, Mark The Difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug Twain, Mark Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned Twain, Mark Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life Twain, Mark I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened Twain, Mark If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way Twain, Mark It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble, it's what you know for sure that just ain't so Twain, Mark I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did: I said I didn't know
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February 2nd, 2016, 02:36 AM | #3882 |
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February 2nd, 2016, 03:55 PM | #3883 |
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~ Lewis Thomas I accept chaos. I`m not sure whether it accepts me ~ Bob Dylan Let`em know you`re there ! ~ Reggie Dunlop
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February 3rd, 2016, 12:16 AM | #3884 |
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These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are a few of my favourite Mark Twain quotes
If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Twain, Mark Loyalty to petrified opinion has never yet broken a chain or freed a human soul Twain, Mark A Man cannot be comfortable without his own approval Twain, Mark Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired Twain, Mark Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits Twain, Mark Prosperity is the best protector of principle Twain, Mark Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough Twain, Mark Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered – either by themselves or others Twain, Mark What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin Twain, Mark When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old Twain, Mark You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus
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These are a few of my favourite quotes
These are a few of my favourite quotes
If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Ustinov, Peter It’s our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously Voltaire Few problems can stand the assault of sustained thinking Von Braun, Wernher Man is the best computer that we can put aboard a spacecraft Waitley, Denis The Winning edge is in attitude not aptitude Washington, Martha The Greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances Weiler, A.H. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself Welles, Orson Style is to know who you are, what you want to say and not give a damn West, Mae A Hard man is good to find West, Mae You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough Wilde, Oscar Be yourself, everyone else is already taken
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February 10th, 2016, 02:18 PM | #3887 |
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~ Baltasar Gracian Every day I run scared. That`s the only way I can stay ahead ~ John H Johnson Squadron forty , diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive ~ Vultan
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