Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by arun123

How can Edward Cullen (Twilight main male character) get a boner if vampires have no blood-flow in their bodies ?

-Unknown

Seems like blood is not the only hydraulic fluid in town.

Edward Cullen: ...And I'm going to do my best to keep you out of temptation's way.
Bella Swan: Okay...but we aren't fighting about committing murder.
Edward Cullen: The same principle applies. The only difference is that this is the one area where I am just as spotless as you are. Can't I leave just one rule unbroken?
Bella Swan: One?
Edward Cullen: You know that I've killed; I've stolen; I've lied; I've coveted...my virtue is the only thing I have left.
Bella Swan: I lie all the time.
Edward Cullen: Yes; but you're such a bad liar that it doesn't count. Nobody believes you.
Bella Swan: ...But...what did you ever covet? You already have everything.
Edward Cullen: I coveted you.
Bella Swan: So that's it. You won't sleep with me until we're married.
Edward Cullen: Well, technically, I can't sleep with you at all.
Bella Swan: Very mature, Edward.

You do smell nice!

Alice Cullen welcomes Bella Swan to the Cullen House for the first time.

[SanteeFats]

From "Duck Soup" : His nose is like a bloodhound's, unfortunately so is the rest of his face.

[Grey Wolf]

I have a job to pay attention. It is my number one duty as a human being - to earn an experiment in self-government every day by spotlighting cockroaches who violate their oath to the US constitution and wipe their ass with the US Constitution

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defencelessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic.

God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no dopers, no drunks, no criminals, no bloodsuckers, no excuse makers, no crybabies, no punks, no Obama supporters.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Nobody is going to invest a fortune into good orchard land, all the farming equipment necessary, the fertilizer, the seedlings, the nonstop Herculean work effort needed to grow apples, then bring them to the fruit stand for people to take home for free.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

My band and music are so intense they scare me, and I'm not afraid of anything. We love our music with everything we got and deliver the most inebriating fun concerts on earth every night.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

Unfortunately, there are people in America, there are people in politics, there are people in positions of authority, who want to forcibly unarm, and force in to helplessness, American citizens.

When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.

The Second Amendment of our Bill of Rights is my Concealed Weapons Permit, period.

Every study on crime and or firearms proves time and time again, that 99.99999% of American gun owners do not commit crimes or use our firearms in any dangerous or improper way.

I'm not in the leftist controlled Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of my political views, primarily my lifelong militant support of the NRA, the Second Amendment, and my belief that the only good bad guy is a dead bad guy.

[Grey Wolf]

Now they're getting so politically correct you can't even stick your tongue out at somebody.

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

I quit driving, I'm not retired.

There is no doubt about precisely when folks began racing each other in automobiles. It was the day they built the second automobile.

Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.

I didn't miss out on a family life because of racing. I had one because of it.

I closed my eyes, held my breath and then everything went black.

If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.

I'd rather be called King than other things I've been called.

If there are 10 people there, two or three are going to recognize you.

Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second. They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass. Cotton went on, but daddy bumped me in the rear and my car went right into the wall.

You can only live on the past for so long, and we kind of stretched our luck on that. We think we're on the way back, but it's just a matter of how quickly things come together. Common sense tells you it's not going to happen overnight because we're trying to catch up.

When I first started racing, my father said, "Win the race as slow as you can.

We drove for the sheer fun of driving because there wasn't that much money to be made.

You can work hard, do everything that you think is right, but one thing you'll never overcome in life is fate. You can't control fate.

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning.

Never put a question mark where God puts a Period.

[Mal Hombre]

“You’re Hell’s Angel then?” asked Big Ted, sarcastically
The four strangers nodded.
“What chapter are you from, then?”
The Tall Stranger looked at Big Ted
REVELATION, he said CHAPTER SIX.
“Verses two to eight,” added the boy in white, helpfully.
— Good Omens
Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

[Mal Hombre]

When I saw The Wild One, Lee Marvin instantly became my hero. Lee’s character, Chino, was my man. Marlon Brando as Johnny was the bully. His boys rode Triumphs and BSAs and wore uniforms. Lee’s attitude was ‘If you f*ck with me, I’ll hit you back.’ Lee and his boys were riding f*cked-up Harleys and Indians. I certainly saw more of Chino in me than Johnny. I still do


Everyone should have the freedom to screw up. We learn from our mistakes, pure and simple. Most of us can only improve after we know what it feels like to have screwed up


Here I am about to die, with little or no time to go out and kill everybody in the world I didn´t like


Love; the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle


We have this joke that the last punk standing wins … We’re all trying to outlive each other at this point…

[tsunamiSD]

[philll_77]

Cat: I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o


One for Greenman, I reckon!

[Grey Wolf]

The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision.

Courage is found in unlikely places.

A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

It is useless to meet revenge with revenge; it will heal nothing.

Little by little, one travels far

You can only come to the morning through the shadows.

All that is gold does not glitter.

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don't we consider it his duty to escape?

Living by faith includes the call to something greater than cowardly self-preservation.

There is a place called ‘heaven’ where the good here unfinished is completed; and where the stories unwritten, and the hopes unfulfilled, are continued. We may laugh together yet.

Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.

Fear both the heat and the cold of your heart, and try to have patience, if you can.

How do you move on? You move on when your heart finally understands that there is no turning back.

I will not walk backward in life.

[Faceman675]

Originally Posted by scoundrel

Lady Nancy Astor: Mr Churchill, you are very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Lady Astor, you are very ugly. [Pause]. Tomorrow, I will be sober.

My favorite Churchill (sorry it's paraphrased)
Any man under 30 who is not a liberal has no heart, any man over 30 who is not a conservative has no brain.