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September 6th, 2017, 03:08 PM | #12671 |
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Adam wasn't the first man.
God made a prototype on the second day, by the name of Fabio. |
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September 6th, 2017, 11:35 PM | #12672 |
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An Irishman walked into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender took a look and asked, "Hey, that's pretty neat. Where'd you get him?"
"Dublin," the parrot responded.
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September 7th, 2017, 02:16 PM | #12673 |
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Then there's the one about the tuff female diver, who always found her self with muff in her mouth
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September 9th, 2017, 07:44 AM | #12674 |
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While golfing, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon.
A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?" "I’m OK, thanks," he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart. She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later." The old guy noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That’s mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on now!" she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. He was weak. "Well, OK," he finally agreed. After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now." "Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?" He replied, "Still under the cart, I suppose." |
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September 10th, 2017, 05:01 AM | #12675 |
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Q: What do a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team have in common?
A: The tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
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September 10th, 2017, 12:19 PM | #12676 |
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I recenty had to name my first born.
Since I want him to grow up to a dreamer and a achiver. So I named Cunt Hunter Funkel |
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September 10th, 2017, 04:11 PM | #12677 |
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Q: What does a hooker with the runs and an epileptic corn husker have in common?
A: The epileptic shucks between fits. and now for something completely different:
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September 10th, 2017, 06:57 PM | #12678 |
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I don't want to admit to my wife that I've started using Viagra. Not sure how long I can keep this up though.
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"I decided to have a map of Italy tattooed on my chest. Bad decision really, I ended up with incredibly sore Naples"
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September 10th, 2017, 10:09 PM | #12680 |
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My wife is a feminist
I learned that the hard way Finding her in bed with Ellen Page When I asked if I could join them. she told me "no way" |
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