What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 36

**whop** · December 28th, 2015, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

331 If you're ever involved in a good guy/bad guy car chase and you're the good guy, when the bad guy catches up with ya and your car doors are level, to elude him, don't slam the anchors on, stay on the accelerator

333. And those who are innocently involved have plenty of time to honk their horns while making evasive maneuvers.

**thunderfly** · December 28th, 2015, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bawjaws

392 One swig of alcohol from a hip flask will give you enough courage to fight an opponent, defuse a bomb,rush a machine gun emplacement etc, however it will make you talk rubbish when trying to chat up a female

333a. Also, one swig of alcohol from a hip flask will revive you no matter what nasty experience, shock or feeling of illness you've just had.

**rosestone** · December 28th, 2015, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by whop

333. And those who are innocently involved have plenty of time to honk their horns while making evasive maneuvers.

334. Not only that, but many drivers won't even try and avoid a person in the road, they'll just honk their horn and keep right on driving, regardless of whether they've hit someone/alien invasions/gun-fire or any other bizarre occurrences that would make most human beings at least slow down.

**seany65** · December 28th, 2015, 08:18 PM

335. Whenever you're in a building with some baddies in it, there will always be at least one flourescent ceiling light which will permanently flicker in a really annoying way.

~~rodak~~ · December 29th, 2015, 12:21 AM

336. Shoot first, ask questions later.

**seany65** · December 29th, 2015, 10:21 PM

337. That always reliable car will suddenly be almost unable to start when the baddie is about to catch up with you. Any Horror film ever.

**old alal** · December 30th, 2015, 11:42 AM

338. That same car will always stall, and fail to restart while stationary on a railway crossing, but will start just in time.

**tygrkhat40** · December 30th, 2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by whop

328. Industrial lights go "Klonk" when turned on.

328a. Industrial lights will always go on when the switch is flipped no matter how long the place has been abandoned.

BET · December 30th, 2015, 02:41 PM

339. Billion-dollar research facilities look just like abandoned chemical plants.

**palo5** · December 30th, 2015, 02:58 PM

340. All Mexican men are droopy-mustached, cocaine-dealing villains

341. All Mexican women are slender, tanned beauties

December 28th, 2015, 08:18 PM	#354
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	335. Whenever you're in a building with some baddies in it, there will always be at least one flourescent ceiling light which will permanently flicker in a really annoying way. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

December 29th, 2015, 10:21 PM	#356
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	337. That always reliable car will suddenly be almost unable to start when the baddie is about to catch up with you. Any Horror film ever. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

December 30th, 2015, 11:42 AM	#357
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	338. That same car will always stall, and fail to restart while stationary on a railway crossing, but will start just in time. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

December 29th, 2015, 12:21 AM	#355
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	336. Shoot first, ask questions later.

December 30th, 2015, 02:41 PM	#359
BET Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 50 Thanks: 9,865 Thanked 1,114 Times in 49 Posts	339. Billion-dollar research facilities look just like abandoned chemical plants.

December 30th, 2015, 02:58 PM	#360
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	340. All Mexican men are droopy-mustached, cocaine-dealing villains 341. All Mexican women are slender, tanned beauties