What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 24

~~rodak~~ · December 2nd, 2015, 11:33 PM

196. Are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?

~~rodak~~ · December 3rd, 2015, 09:33 PM

197. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

**rotobott** · December 3rd, 2015, 10:05 PM

198 Upon being accused of a crime, the instant the accuser leaves the room, you will immediately phone the other people involved to warn them, if only detectives would realise this

**bawjaws** · December 3rd, 2015, 10:32 PM

199 If you are a CSI officer, there's no need to dress in a protective suit,hood,mask goggles and shoe covers.. no simply come as if you're dressed for a night out and pull on a pair of latex gloves.
200 Always pick up a gun with a pencil through the trigger guard
201 Any still frame from a low resolution security camera can be enhanced to reveal the minutest detail
202 Any baffling case the lab has to investigate will be solved by either the lab geek or the latest young recruit, usually after a ticking off from the lab boss telling them to leave it to the more experienced investigators

**Sir Honkers** · December 4th, 2015, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by rodak

197. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

203: And require colour coordinated wires that are not buried so deeply within the inner workings that they cannot be reached by a sweating man with a pair of pliers. The bomb can also not be successfully defused until the large red readout clicks over from 001 to 000

~~rodak~~ · December 4th, 2015, 08:00 PM

204. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war... Unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

**seany65** · December 5th, 2015, 02:31 AM

205. All bombs have red and green wires, one of which must be cut.

206. The Hero/Heroine disarming the bomb, will always spend a few minutes trying to remember if it's the red or green wire that has to be cut.

207. The bomb-maker will never use blue and yellow wires, or orange and gray wires, or two red wires or two green wires to confuse anyone trying to disarm the bomb.

~~rodak~~ · December 5th, 2015, 02:38 AM

208. There's never a cop around when you need one.

**whop** · December 5th, 2015, 07:41 AM

209. Police cars are going the wrong way when they recieve an important call; fortunately they are always on a street wide enough to make a spectacular U-turn.

~~rodak~~ · December 5th, 2015, 02:04 PM

210. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

December 3rd, 2015, 10:32 PM	#234
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	199 If you are a CSI officer, there's no need to dress in a protective suit,hood,mask goggles and shoe covers.. no simply come as if you're dressed for a night out and pull on a pair of latex gloves. 200 Always pick up a gun with a pencil through the trigger guard 201 Any still frame from a low resolution security camera can be enhanced to reveal the minutest detail 202 Any baffling case the lab has to investigate will be solved by either the lab geek or the latest young recruit, usually after a ticking off from the lab boss telling them to leave it to the more experienced investigators Last edited by bawjaws; December 3rd, 2015 at 10:44 PM..

December 5th, 2015, 02:31 AM	#237
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	205. All bombs have red and green wires, one of which must be cut. 206. The Hero/Heroine disarming the bomb, will always spend a few minutes trying to remember if it's the red or green wire that has to be cut. 207. The bomb-maker will never use blue and yellow wires, or orange and gray wires, or two red wires or two green wires to confuse anyone trying to disarm the bomb. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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December 2nd, 2015, 11:33 PM	#231
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	196. Are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking?

December 3rd, 2015, 09:33 PM	#232
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	197. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

December 3rd, 2015, 10:05 PM	#233
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,104 Thanks: 174,773 Thanked 634,561 Times in 31,425 Posts	198 Upon being accused of a crime, the instant the accuser leaves the room, you will immediately phone the other people involved to warn them, if only detectives would realise this

December 4th, 2015, 08:00 PM	#236
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	204. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war... Unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

December 5th, 2015, 02:38 AM	#238
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	208. There's never a cop around when you need one.

December 5th, 2015, 07:41 AM	#239
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	209. Police cars are going the wrong way when they recieve an important call; fortunately they are always on a street wide enough to make a spectacular U-turn.

December 5th, 2015, 02:04 PM	#240
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	210. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.