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June 19th, 2014, 12:26 PM	#11
Jack Crash Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 6,453 Thanks: 77,346 Thanked 147,822 Times in 6,517 Posts	Always been attracted to the metallic ladies

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June 19th, 2014, 01:14 PM	#12
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	What about The Stepford Wives? Do any of them count? And while we're at it, what about The Bionic Woman, either Lynda Carter or Michelle what's-her-name from the remake a few years ago?

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June 19th, 2014, 07:24 PM	#13
Jack Crash Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 6,453 Thanks: 77,346 Thanked 147,822 Times in 6,517 Posts	Sorry ManofKent but the Bionic Woman was a Cyborg, not an android. Originally played by Lindsay Wagner, not Linda Carter (who played Wonder Woman) Cyborgs usually try to hide their machine parts. Androids flaunt them

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June 19th, 2014, 07:36 PM	#14
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,803 Times in 12,571 Posts	Gif __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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June 19th, 2014, 08:47 PM	#15
Jack Crash Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 6,453 Thanks: 77,346 Thanked 147,822 Times in 6,517 Posts	www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTGOjWv9fcQ Love this!

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June 20th, 2014, 04:26 PM	#16
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August 18th, 2014, 05:18 AM	#17
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September 15th, 2014, 05:11 AM	#18
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September 15th, 2014, 09:42 AM	#19
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October 1st, 2014, 01:43 PM	#20
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