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February 25th, 2018, 10:43 PM | #1 |
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Quotes from famous comedians
Let us share some of our favorit quotes or jokes from famous or not so famous comedians.
I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been. -Nipsey Russell When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table. -Dean Martin |
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February 26th, 2018, 05:55 PM | #2 |
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From Milton Jones.
I was out on police patrol when I came across an African man dancing on the roof of a Ford. So I radioed in " Zulu Tango Sierra" |
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I was dreaming I was awake and then I woke up and found myself asleep - Stan Laurel
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"When I die, tell them my last words were......!" Groucho Marx, iirc?
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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth..." - George Burns
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"Hey, it's not a open forum"
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February 27th, 2018, 01:39 AM | #7 |
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"I guess I'm one of the only human beings on the planet that can piss off a dolphin."
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Jimmy Carr
My best mate's girlfriend is six months pregnant. She said to me, 'Do you want to feel the baby?' On reflection I think she meant on the outside. |
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'
Steven Wright
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