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June 24th, 2017, 07:18 PM | #1 |
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101 things the President would never say
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June 24th, 2017, 07:33 PM | #2 |
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2. "I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.."
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June 24th, 2017, 09:30 PM | #3 |
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3. I should never have tweeted about Comey
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June 24th, 2017, 10:30 PM | #4 |
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"I'm fired."
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June 24th, 2017, 10:52 PM | #5 |
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I lied about the Clintons, I lied about Obama, I lied about "the swamp"... hell everything I said on the campaign was a lie, and you believed me.
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June 24th, 2017, 11:45 PM | #6 |
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Lets have a decent proper healthcare system. Like the civilised world does.
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June 25th, 2017, 09:34 AM | #7 |
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"i think i'm gonna shave my head bald"
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June 25th, 2017, 10:00 AM | #8 |
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June 25th, 2017, 10:13 AM | #9 |
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"I'm so busy I will cut down to one golfing holiday per week"
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June 25th, 2017, 11:40 AM | #10 |
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10. "I am not a Crook"
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