Three words that best describe you - Page 857

**wimbo77** · January 7th, 2018, 07:14 PM

Hate
Toilet
Squatting

In
Cold
Weather

**sandhunter** · January 7th, 2018, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimbo77

Hate
Toilet
Squatting

In
Cold
Weather

Install
Heated
Seat

**trailmaster** · January 7th, 2018, 09:27 PM

It's my 67th
birthday today. Not
doing anything special

except cleaning up
apartment to get
it ready for

my cleaning lady
who will be
here Monday at

8 a.m. Chicago
time.Chicago and
most of the

upper northern half
of America has
been under an

arctic grip with
extremely cold temperatures.
This will all

end this week
and next week
will be in

the upper 40's
F and with
much rain. Hoooray!

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2018, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimbo77

Hate
Toilet
Squatting

In
Cold
Weather

Slap
Cheeks
Briskly

Meant
After
Shaving

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandhunter

Install
Heated
Seat

Or
Bite
Down

On
Toilet
Roll

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

cleaning
up
apartment

for
cleaning
lady

Knew
It
You`re

Getting
Intimate
Together

**bloke57** · January 8th, 2018, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

It's my 67th
birthday today. Not
doing anything special

except cleaning up
apartment to get
it ready for

my cleaning lady
who will be
here Monday at

8 a.m. Chicago time

To Spofforth (verb)

To tidy up
a room before
the cleaning lady
arrives (From "The
Meaning of Liff"
by Douglas Adams)

http://lib.ru/ADAMS/liff.txt_with-big-pictures.html

**trailmaster** · January 8th, 2018, 01:32 PM

Darn cleaning lady
just phoned to
say she won't

be here until
Wednesday morning at
8 a.m. First time

this happened in
40 years. My
late Mom and

Dad had been
using cleaning women
for decades and

this never happened
before!

**Hertz** · January 8th, 2018, 01:48 PM

Insomnia
Kill s
Me

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2018, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hertz

Insomnia
Kill s
Me

Me
Also
Bah

Our
Problem
Is

We
Overthink
Stuff

Such
As
Why

We`re
Not
Asleep

**trailmaster** · January 8th, 2018, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Me
Also
Bah

Our
Problem
Is

We
Overthink
Stuff

Such
As
Why

We`re
Not
Asleep

That's not it.
You drink too
much coffee. Your

brain is asking
for coffee, and
if you don't

drink it you
can't sleep. Try
3 ounces of

whiskey before you
get into bed
You will sleep

real good then!

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2018, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

That's not it.

Always
Quit
Coffee

Before
Four
And

Most
Often
Don`t

Drink
It
For

Days
At
Stretch

January 7th, 2018, 07:14 PM	#8561
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Hate Toilet Squatting In Cold Weather __________________

January 8th, 2018, 01:48 PM	#8567
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Looks Like Gun Insomnia Kill s Me

January 7th, 2018, 09:27 PM	#8563
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,283 Times in 60,078 Posts	It's my 67th birthday today. Not doing anything special except cleaning up apartment to get it ready for my cleaning lady who will be here Monday at 8 a.m. Chicago time.Chicago and most of the upper northern half of America has been under an arctic grip with extremely cold temperatures. This will all end this week and next week will be in the upper 40's F and with much rain. Hoooray!

January 8th, 2018, 01:32 PM	#8566
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,283 Times in 60,078 Posts	Darn cleaning lady just phoned to say she won't be here until Wednesday morning at 8 a.m. First time this happened in 40 years. My late Mom and Dad had been using cleaning women for decades and this never happened before!