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May 13th, 2019, 12:33 PM | #11 |
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Initally I had the ancient greeks in mind but looking at fragments of pottery etc it was a bastard trying to get them to keep their clothes on
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June 7th, 2019, 08:41 AM | #12 |
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I've fancied photographing a girlfriend a few times but only done it once. The thing that held me back was not wanting them to feel I had 'incriminating evidence' that I could embarrass them with later.
The one time I did it was at my then partner's request and I used her own digital camera. And it wasn't a matter of her having some sexy photos of herself, it was because she wanted to know what her bare bum looked like from my point of view. She was a bit of a narcissist to say the least.
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A less creepy version of a childhood scenario taking this thread not much further off-topic: At Junior School, all aged 11, those of us who had passed the 11plus examination were separated off from our classmates who had not passed while they were given a long lecture in the school hall to prepare them for their transition to secondary modern schools. The small mixed-sex group of us who had passed the 11 plus were parcelled off to the small quiet school library for the duration of the lecture. We all sat around talking aimlessly until one girl, Lynne S, announced that she had seen a striptease in a programme on TV the night before. She then climbed onto the table, and quietly humming version of what in hindsight I recognise As Billy Rose's 'the Stripper', she proceeded to take off all her clothes before jumping off the far end of the table and hiding behind the end of the book shelves to put them back on. Not the best place to hide as it was next to the window to the street but was at least the point furthest away from the library door. She was very lucky not to get walked in on by a member of staff. At the age of 11 there was very little to see but extraordinary as the event was, the most extraordinary thing was that Lynne S was otherwise a quiet, shy and reserved girl.
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June 7th, 2019, 02:40 PM | #14 |
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Well, I did, of course.
Thirty years later, she's still posing and performing for me :-) |
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June 7th, 2019, 03:21 PM | #15 |
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Nude wives? Titties? Big hairy 'baccy pouch'?
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June 11th, 2019, 07:45 PM | #16 |
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When I first dated my wife, we had a pretty good sex life, but she was always reluctant to show anything more than posing in a bikini or swimsuit on the beach or in her parents garden, however I did manage to get the odd upskirt shot, the little v between her legs on the odd occasion of her white knickers. It was pretty annoying as at the time she had sizeable tits 36dd. It was when we got our first home things started to change, the first sign was one night, she said she always wanted a tattoo. Jokingly I said I will draw one on you in felt pen. She said go on then...... So she stripped down to her black bra and knickers and I drew some resemblance to a humming bird just above the pantie line on her belly. she thought it was pretty good. Take a photo of of it she said, I got my old 110 camera and took a couple of pictures taking in a bit more than the humming bird.... Use the film up she said and started posing and laughing. I could see that she was turned on as she didn't notice the wet patch coming through her knickers. The last two pics I managed to get her with her tits out. Afterwards we fucked each other silly. The following day she remarked about how she wanted to do something like it again.... So the next weekend I used up 2 more films, it took me about 6 months to get to get pussy a look in, but within a year it was any thing goes, I guess it needed a trigger, and luckily I found a horny honey hiding away.
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June 14th, 2019, 10:00 PM | #17 |
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When I first saw the title of this thread, I assumed that it was going to be one of those deep philosophical discussions some of us old hands on VEF engage in once in a while.
A similar question might be "when and how did we, as the human race, decide that cracking open and eating an oyster was a good idea?" For what it's worth, I like oysters. And the idea of posing nude.
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June 19th, 2019, 04:07 PM | #19 |
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Mentioned it to the missus almost as a joke because she'd say no, and she said yes!!! Sadly went missing along with all the others I had in a catastrophic hard drive failure a few years back…..
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