May 17th, 2019, 12:44 AM | #251 |
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10K fine for telling an Umpire he speaks like a little girl - hence i didnt hear you over the noise of the crowd
best joke of the year to date
SYDNEY co-captain Dane Rampe has been fined for his controversial comments towards umpire Jacob Mollison during Friday night's narrow win over Essendon. Rampe has been fined $10,000 by the AFL after telling Mollison he "talks like a little girl", having conceded a holding the ball free kick during the second quarter. https://www.afl.com.au/g00/news/2019...Z2xlLmNvbS8%3d |
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May 29th, 2019, 01:47 AM | #252 |
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AFL Mid-season draft
After so many years when it wasnt ever used and eventually abandoned
its somehow found its wayback - for what reasons i cant quite fathom Would be far easier to use the rookie list wisely or expand the clubs overall list At least these players would know the game plan and have the right level of fitness to fit in straight away. A player coming from a state league only has to up his level by about 40% to be useful 13 get onto an AFL list https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-05-...your-club-take |
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June 15th, 2019, 03:50 AM | #253 |
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Carlton coaching position.
Oh, let's go Steve walks warily down the street With the brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to go Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust How do you think I'm going to get along Without you when you're gone? You took me for everything that I had And kicked me out on my own Are you happy, are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip To the sound of the beat Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust Hey Oh take it Bite the dust Bite the dust Hey Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust oww Another one bites the dust hey hey Another one bites the dust eh eh Oh shooter There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man And bring him to the ground You can beat him, you can cheat him You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the bullets rip Repeating to the sound of the beat oh yeah Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust Hey, I'm gonna get you, too Another one bites the dust Oh shooter hey hey, all right |
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June 17th, 2019, 10:29 AM | #254 |
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Carlton - been all downhill since sacking Ratten
They've sacked umpteen coaches since Parkin finished in 2000
The 2 legendary coaches in Pagan & Malthouse did worse than the guys they replaced Speaks volumes Turned over their list umpteen times Might be the problem part of the club is actually higher up than the players & coaches We saw Melbourne waste years of top 10 picks and it wasnt until they cleared everyone out top to bottom that they actually started being competitive again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...l_Club_coaches |
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-...ayers/11219462
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August 25th, 2019, 10:07 PM | #256 |
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AFL 2019 Finals - Week 1 (All times AEST)
The defending champion Eagles lose the double chance in the last round
while the Bulldogs & Richmond look to be in 2016 & 2017 form First Elimination Final (5th v 8th) West Coast Eagles v Essendon - Thursday night, 8:10pm, Optus Stadium First Qualifying Final (1st v 4th) Geelong Cats v Collingwood - Friday night, 7:50pm, MCG Second Elimination Final (6th v 7th) GWS Giants v Western Bulldogs - Saturday afternoon, 3:20pm, Giants Stadium Second Qualifying Final (2nd v 3rd) Brisbane Lions v Richmond - Saturday night, 7:25pm, Gabba https://www.afl.com.au/fixture#seaso...01424&tz=VENUE |
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Eagles, Pies, Dogs...
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So much for Geelong home finals once again. It's bullshit!
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August 27th, 2019, 01:08 PM | #259 |
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I will not be in Geelong Friday, might be Saturday depending
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Nothing like the bye round for a good long sleep
Still feels like the season has stalled
Almost as bad as the staggered byes mid-season that go on week after week after week Adelaide Reserves are playing the Port Magpies/Power Reserves in the SANFL - talk about the derby your having which doesnt matter https://www.flashscore.com.au/afl/australia/sanfl/ https://www.flashscore.com.au/afl/australia/vfl/ https://www.flashscore.com.au/afl/australia/wafl/ |
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