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Great work Futuro you`re single handedly keeping this loony thread alive, a fact i`m sure you`ll loudly deny but still add to your CV
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Thank You GreenSkull, I have always loved weird/bizarre album covers.Cheap Moog and Hammond-records ruined my "career" as a promising noise/hardcore "musician", I realised that all shouting and yelling was pointless because these sugar and honey-covered happy tunes took over on my mind. And today I think It`s only music that can shock teenagers, listening "brutal" death-metal is so safe. C`mon!!! Take risks!!! Live Dangerously!!! Double or nothing!!! Listen Moog-records!!!
As shopping-malls are using classical music these days succesfully as muzak to get rid of noisy,swearing,smoking teenagers hangin`out, getting drunk and causing damage, they could develope tolerance against it. But when you put on some Bert Kaempfert played by some Swedish organ-genius with Hammond that have more colourful switches than in NASA`s command desk, you just watch how they run away with cigarettefilters (used) in their ears. Har-har!!! In hell there`s continuous play of happy electric-organ music and unlimited amounts of free Budweiser! And as we can see from the picture on the right, Hammond-record with missile on the cover was a perfect propaganda against eastern-block during 60`s. "Eddie Layton at the Hammond Organ". It sounds similar to "Hans Ulrich Rüdel at Stuka JU-87" or "Neil Armstrong at the Apollo 11.....
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January 15th, 2009, 11:52 PM | #23 |
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"C`mon girls, this way in ! Let`s have some group-sex!"
And they are only listening this: And here are next-door neighbours: And here`s the janitor, who seems to have good time at party because his voice is louder than others: "I think that I really should check that your bedroom works perfectly." "Die Schwarze Barbara"!!! It `s just a one smash-hit among 80-100 others, depending of how many "Great Hits"-compilations there is in total!
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Just another Moog-lp, add some spacey-artwork and you got prototype of Moog-record!
And here`s TWO records to make your parrot speak:
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A few more tasteful album covers ,the kind which make you want to slide em out and toss some tunes on the turn style , then once you`ve heard them toss your lunch up onto the floor and boogie like a wet chinned sum`bitch !
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They must be relatives with Tino!!! Maybe they have done some creative stuff together...or maybe they have been 5 years on tour without roadies, that might explain muscles?
When I did my first post into this thread I thought: "No way, I will not post Tino-record! It has been done many times before!" But there he is, looking a bit like Jeff Stryker-imitation from time before Jeff Stryker, now that`s weird! Yeah, and I still have that Butthole Surfers-album! I used to be a big Dead Kennedys-fan in the 80`s, this was on same label, so I bought it and laughed my ass off when I heard "Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey`s grave", very FUNNY track! And the Dwarves...they were known for very intensive gigs and albums which were only 15-20 minutes long, anyway I never felt ripped off, "Blood, guts & pussy" is still a very good album! As a finnish guy I have to post this: No explanations, that`s just weird! This was posted by Leprechaun: Maybe marketing-guys on their record-company thought on coke-high that this could be a groundbreaking idea, anti-thesis for MeatLoaf`s megalomanic achievement, or something like that. I would like to hear this record, is it badly played Thrash-metal or some "avantgarde" done with crappy samplers in the middle of two-week boozing-period....with authentic farts, of course!
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"Strangers in the night"!!! Or maybe she`s a man-eater/ she-devil waiting to get horny man/next lunch trapped:
This cover just looks so good! Soundproof? There`s no sounds in space so It`s definitely soundproof. Can`t see much point for record like that, or maybe It`s a cheap John Cage/ Karl-Heinz Stockhausen imitation. Maybe I was too serious about space, space is fun! I have always loved space-creatures, I would like to be abducted by them: It would be nice to see HOW those astronauts managed to drink that space-cognac with helmets on , or maybe they are already so drunk that such things doesn`t matter. Rocket is on the background, but It`s old wreck, so who cares!
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Beacon-records all-time bestseller, "Scientifically sung by Claudia Wheeler".
"For grown-ups only". This is just very cool! "Any1 got hires o dis? thx" This was not on TOP-charts in Japan when released. Because of bonsai-trees. Or you need a full box of these, and some spare needles. And somekind of hearing protection. Almost every plant bought this "Music for your plants"-LP. "Quit net-surfing! Start new, exciting life off-line!" "Buy these electric-organs! Today!" "Watch the results! Girls freak out! Don`t have to choose one, you can take`em all!" "Just eight years of training with all pedals" Hammond Mustang!
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