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**mrfixit** · March 3rd, 2019, 02:22 PM

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

**seldomseen** · March 3rd, 2019, 02:26 PM

What's got 99 balls and fucks old ladies??

Bingo

MaxJoker · March 3rd, 2019, 03:46 PM

Called my doctor to tell him had chronic diarrhea ,

Asked "Can I take a bath ?" ,

He said "If you've got enough".

**Mal Hombre** · March 3rd, 2019, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldomseen

What's got 99 balls and fucks old ladies??

Bingo

What's blue and fucks old ladies??

Hypothermia

**ball7** · March 3rd, 2019, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What's blue and fucks old ladies??

Hypothermia

Grandpa Smurf

**captpike** · March 3rd, 2019, 08:52 PM

The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant , stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?

**photoflex** · March 3rd, 2019, 10:08 PM

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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc.

Just know, that I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my Coffee

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**Sir Honkers** · March 4th, 2019, 05:57 AM

Q: What's the difference between stabbing a man and stabbing a pig?
A: One is assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt.

**howerd** · March 4th, 2019, 06:13 AM

People who live in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones but people who live in Abu Dhabi do.

**mrfixit** · March 6th, 2019, 01:12 AM

March 3rd, 2019, 02:22 PM	#14331
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March 3rd, 2019, 02:26 PM	#14332
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	What's got 99 balls and fucks old ladies?? Bingo __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

March 3rd, 2019, 03:46 PM	#14333
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March 3rd, 2019, 08:52 PM	#14336
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or South Carolina Posts: 1,175 Thanks: 80,303 Thanked 47,305 Times in 1,164 Posts	The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?" At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant , stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Looking for more of or about her? Due to recent changes I will be limited on my reups lost most of my collection To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 3rd, 2019, 10:08 PM	#14337
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	. Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know, that I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my Coffee . __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

March 4th, 2019, 05:57 AM	#14338
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,335 Thanks: 286,762 Thanked 386,093 Times in 30,291 Posts	Q: What's the difference between stabbing a man and stabbing a pig? A: One is assaulting with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt.

March 4th, 2019, 06:13 AM	#14339
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	People who live in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones but people who live in Abu Dhabi do.

March 6th, 2019, 01:12 AM	#14340
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