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March 3rd, 2019, 02:22 PM | #14331 |
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
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March 3rd, 2019, 02:26 PM | #14332 |
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What's got 99 balls and fucks old ladies??
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Called my doctor to tell him had chronic diarrhea ,
Asked "Can I take a bath ?" , He said "If you've got enough".
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What's blue and fucks old ladies??
Hypothermia
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March 3rd, 2019, 08:52 PM | #14336 |
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The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?" At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant , stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?
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Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know, that I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my Coffee .
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