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Old November 22nd, 2018, 12:40 AM   #18281
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Bands/Artists starting with the letter B

Bands/Artists starting with the letter B

1. Blood, Sweat and Tears
2. Bee Gees
3. Black Sabbath
4. Bauhaus
5. Blue Oyster Cult
6. Boston
7. B-52s
8.Beatles
9. Bachman-Turner Overdrive
10. Bob Seger And The Silver Bullet Band
11. Barenaked Ladies
12. Beach Boys
13. Beyond Dawn. A Norwegian band my wife likes. They play avant-garde metal...or as I think of it, discordant shite!

Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
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Old November 22nd, 2018, 12:08 PM   #18282
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3.
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3.Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4.
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3.Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3.Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
5.Watching Emmerdale
6.
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3.Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
5.Watching Emmerdale
6. Remind her that her brother still owes me money
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3. Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
5. Watching Emmerdale
6. Remind her that her brother still owes me money
7. It's pay day, we don't need to buy lavender scented candles and crap.
8.
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3. Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
5. Watching Emmerdale
6. Remind her that her brother still owes me money
7. It's pay day, we don't need to buy lavender scented candles and crap.
8. Remind her that the word 'sorry' exists and is freely available for use.
9.
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3. Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
5. Watching Emmerdale
6. Remind her that her brother still owes me money
7. It's pay day, we don't need to buy lavender scented candles and crap.
8. Remind her that the word 'sorry' exists and is freely available for use.
9. Instead of a holiday for us this year, I've just bought a new power amplifier
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Ways, other than asking, is that time of the month again? to piss the missus off.
1. What did you do with the remote? (when she hardly watches the telly)
2. Leave my clothes all over the place, all over the floors in all rooms!!
3. Put Your Favourite Elvis Record On My missus hates elvis she would rather listen to lionel ritchie.
4. Drops on the WC.
5. Watching Emmerdale
6. Remind her that her brother still owes me money
7. It's pay day, we don't need to buy lavender scented candles and crap.
8. Remind her that the word 'sorry' exists and is freely available for use.
9. Instead of a holiday for us this year, I've just bought a new power amplifier
10. Telling her "That was a simple yes or no question.That was not a request for you to complain for 5 minutes".
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