old fashioned names for pussy - Page 2

**KissArmy** · October 14th, 2016, 05:18 PM

Monkey

Skig · October 14th, 2016, 07:39 PM

The hairline crack

toofurry · October 15th, 2016, 05:21 PM

Mothers used to advise their daughters to "keep your hand on your ha'penny" when with boyfriends

**muggly** · October 15th, 2016, 10:12 PM

My mum's friend called her clit her pearl. Although her labia and clitoral prepuce were pink the head of her clit was white and shiny, just like a pearl. The talk that day gave me vivid wet dreams.

aangler · November 17th, 2018, 02:46 PM

I always liked "the bearded clam" because it made me laugh. My girlfriend and my mate's sister also liked the term.

**Clouddancer** · November 20th, 2018, 12:03 PM

I´ve heard it referred to by various women acquaintance´s as Minnie Moo, lully girl, minge, growler, and Margaret!!

**haroldeye** · November 20th, 2018, 10:31 PM

A Quim.

As in:

When I was only 17 I found I had a Quim
And if I tried very hard I could get one finger in.

But now that I am 34 My Quim has lost it's charm,
'Cos I can get my finger in and half my f=cking arm.

**muggly** · November 21st, 2018, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haroldeye

A Quim.

As in:

When I was only 17 I found I had a Quim
And if I tried very hard I could get one finger in.

But now that I am 34 My Quim has lost it's charm,
'Cos I can get my finger in and half my f=cking arm.

Hilarious. Any more fanny jokes?

**otokonomidori** · November 26th, 2018, 11:19 PM

Blurt.

**Pinkpapercut** · April 6th, 2019, 04:24 PM

When I was a teenager I had to suppress a snigger when my cousin Natasha referred to her bits as her 'front bottom' a term I found ridiculous.

Now, over 40 years later whenever I hear a woman refer to her bits as her 'front bottom' I find it a huge turn on.

Other terms I've heard for the vertical smile: snatch, growler, grumble, pen-wiper, motty, donner kebab, twinkle, minge, root-hole - this last only ever used by my first girlfriend.

November 20th, 2018, 12:03 PM	#16
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Pinkpapercut Rust Never Sleeps Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: North of the Channel, west of the hills, south of the mountains Posts: 984 Thanks: 31,846 Thanked 20,519 Times in 986 Posts	When I was a teenager I had to suppress a snigger when my cousin Natasha referred to her bits as her 'front bottom' a term I found ridiculous. Now, over 40 years later whenever I hear a woman refer to her bits as her 'front bottom' I find it a huge turn on. Other terms I've heard for the vertical smile: snatch, growler, grumble, pen-wiper, motty, donner kebab, twinkle, minge, root-hole - this last only ever used by my first girlfriend. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. That's To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 's bottom and I'd love it for a pillow

October 14th, 2016, 05:18 PM	#11
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,124 Thanked 12,373 Times in 1,106 Posts	Monkey

October 14th, 2016, 07:39 PM	#12
Skig Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 212 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 3,274 Times in 228 Posts	The hairline crack

October 15th, 2016, 05:21 PM	#13
toofurry Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 6 Thanks: 1,533 Thanked 43 Times in 6 Posts	Mothers used to advise their daughters to "keep your hand on your ha'penny" when with boyfriends

October 15th, 2016, 10:12 PM	#14
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,629 Times in 683 Posts	My mum's friend called her clit her pearl. Although her labia and clitoral prepuce were pink the head of her clit was white and shiny, just like a pearl. The talk that day gave me vivid wet dreams.

November 17th, 2018, 02:46 PM	#15
aangler Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 25 Thanks: 808 Thanked 238 Times in 20 Posts	I always liked "the bearded clam" because it made me laugh. My girlfriend and my mate's sister also liked the term.

November 20th, 2018, 10:31 PM	#17
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,716 Thanks: 113,534 Thanked 59,972 Times in 5,708 Posts	A Quim. As in: When I was only 17 I found I had a Quim And if I tried very hard I could get one finger in. But now that I am 34 My Quim has lost it's charm, 'Cos I can get my finger in and half my f=cking arm.

November 26th, 2018, 11:19 PM	#19
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,415 Times in 8,316 Posts	Blurt.