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MaxJoker · December 5th, 2018, 04:18 PM

While true my penis when erect is only three inches long ,

Every woman tells me it smells like a foot.

**PJayBr** · December 5th, 2018, 04:35 PM

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?

George Bush’s advent calendar.

Aaron · December 5th, 2018, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PJayBr

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?

George Bush’s advent calendar.

Too soon?

The local post office had a sign on the door. They were closed in observance of "G.H. Walker Bush's passing." Huh. I didn't know he was a zombie now.

**AmateurEmale** · December 6th, 2018, 05:05 PM

Q. What do you call an angel who likes water sports?

A. Wicky leaks.

**Sir Honkers** · December 7th, 2018, 08:16 PM

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The gamekeeper shouts, “Dinnae drink thon water, mun, it’s foo o’ coo’s shite ’n’ pish.”
The man replies, “My good fellow, I’m English. Be a good chat and repeat that in the Queen’s English.”
The gamekeeper replies, “I said use both hands – you get more that way.”

**Silklover** · December 8th, 2018, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

I'm pretty sure I've acquired telepathic powers. I know what you're all thinking....

Congratulations!

**AmateurEmale** · December 8th, 2018, 10:09 PM

Q. What do young males think of after puberty?

A. Raging Whore Moans.

**chris chunt** · December 9th, 2018, 08:15 AM

The inventor of predictive text has sadly passed away it has been announced.
His funfair is next monkey

**maildude** · December 9th, 2018, 05:22 PM

Q: What did Orville Wright say to his brother Wilbur after their historic first flight?
A: "We were in the air for twenty seconds. How the hell is my luggage in Cleveland?"

**mrfixit** · December 10th, 2018, 12:00 AM

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PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,323 Thanks: 42,361 Thanked 13,812 Times in 1,294 Posts	What’s got 25 doors that won’t open? George Bush’s advent calendar.

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December 7th, 2018, 08:16 PM	#14085
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,436 Thanks: 287,480 Thanked 387,249 Times in 30,392 Posts	A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. The gamekeeper shouts, “Dinnae drink thon water, mun, it’s foo o’ coo’s shite ’n’ pish.” The man replies, “My good fellow, I’m English. Be a good chat and repeat that in the Queen’s English.” The gamekeeper replies, “I said use both hands – you get more that way.”

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December 9th, 2018, 08:15 AM	#14088
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,411 Times in 2,765 Posts	The inventor of predictive text has sadly passed away it has been announced. His funfair is next monkey