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September 24th, 2018, 08:58 PM	#1
denton7 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,907 Thanks: 98,221 Thanked 35,546 Times in 2,839 Posts	oldest wanker on vef wondering who is the oldest wanker on here , 47 myself

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September 24th, 2018, 09:45 PM

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wondering who is the oldest wanker on here , 47 myself

Does your mum know you're here instead of doing your homework?

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September 24th, 2018, 10:13 PM	#3
cicciobuki supermoderateur Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Belgium Posts: 24,366 Thanks: 157,817 Thanked 321,233 Times in 24,281 Posts	I'm only 47 too. One day i'll be real old though. or dead. My guess for the oldest member is gonna be... 77

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September 25th, 2018, 01:11 AM	#5
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	the oldest one can't see the keyboard to let us know....

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September 25th, 2018, 10:44 AM	#6
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,268 Thanks: 34,170 Thanked 26,750 Times in 2,159 Posts	I'm 56. y'know, you young whippersnapper...

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I'm 56. y'know, you young whippersnapper...

Oh come back when you can grow a proper beard junior.

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Oh come back when you can grow a proper beard junior.

Ah yes, like the tuneful melody from that popular beat combo "Bros"..
"when will I, will I start shaving..."

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September 25th, 2018, 04:07 PM	#10
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,504 Times in 19,356 Posts	Bloody hell at 47 surely you've lost the urge to do that now? __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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