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September 23rd, 2018, 05:58 PM | #21 |
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September 23rd, 2018, 07:38 PM | #22 |
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I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.
I'm tellin' you the truth, sweetheart, the more I drink, the prettier you get! Are you free tonight? Or will I have to pay?
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September 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM | #23 |
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Your eyes are bees that sting my heart.
If your mouth is an ocean, I'll dive into it. Want some fistfuckin' , sweetheart?
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September 23rd, 2018, 08:17 PM | #24 |
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Are you feeling peckish? Do you want a nipple of cock?
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September 24th, 2018, 07:56 AM | #25 |
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Can I call you Martini, because I have heard you will do it anytime, anyplace, anywhere?
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September 24th, 2018, 10:05 AM | #26 |
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Do you want to see my collection of Ron Jeremy dvds?
Do you want to play a game of Simon says? I'm Simon btw. |
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September 25th, 2018, 09:52 AM | #27 |
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Are you that fit bird on VEF that only does anal gangbangs?
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September 25th, 2018, 11:41 PM | #28 |
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would you like to come to my dungeon and watch some porn?
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September 26th, 2018, 05:37 AM | #29 |
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Your mouth is saying "No!" but your butt is screaming "Yes!"
These boobs are made for wanking. My belt buckle is nice...but it'd be nicer with your forehead on it.
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September 26th, 2018, 07:39 PM | #30 |
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Would you like to take a journey of love on my pocket rocket?
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