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Old October 5th, 2018, 10:41 AM   #851
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Old October 7th, 2018, 02:19 AM   #854
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eaten fried frog legs
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Old October 9th, 2018, 01:47 PM   #855
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Faked with myself an orgasm ,

In front of the bank manager for sympathy not gone into violent spasm ,

Stopped promoting the best religion to be sarcasm ,
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Indulged in public ranking.. I said ranking..
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Used conditioner in my hair
Gone all in with just a pair

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Refused fast food
Liked Hey Jude
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