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Old October 23rd, 2016, 11:50 PM   #71
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Old October 24th, 2016, 11:53 AM   #72
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Donated my blood.
Never have I ever donated your blood either
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Old October 24th, 2016, 12:20 PM   #73
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Never have I ever got so drunk that I pissed in my bed

Never have I ever tried illegal drugs

Never have I ever gotten spanked by my Mom ( Dad always did it-Owwww)

Never have I ever read a Harlequin Romance novel

Never have I ever read a sports novel
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Old October 24th, 2016, 04:14 PM   #74
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Shot the Sheriff ,

Danced (In public) ,

Eaten candyfloss ,
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Old October 24th, 2016, 05:10 PM   #75
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seen a shark, ridden a horse.
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Old October 24th, 2016, 05:17 PM   #76
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Liked musicals ,

Not heavily tipped a waitress wearing a short skirt and low top ,

Drunk peach schnapps
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Old October 24th, 2016, 05:50 PM   #77
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Watched an episode of The Waltons that didn't piss me off ,

Doubted OJ`s guilt ,

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Old October 24th, 2016, 08:55 PM   #78
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Never Have I Ever :
Argued with Mr. Bean.
Mined coal with Peter Cook.
Made a sex tape with Pam Anderson.
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Walked like an Egyptian
Walked the Dinosaur
Walked on the Wild Side
Skipped the Light Fandango
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Old October 24th, 2016, 10:38 PM   #80
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Never have I ever bought stocks

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