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Old October 22nd, 2016, 12:56 PM   #61
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Old October 22nd, 2016, 10:21 PM   #62
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Old October 22nd, 2016, 10:26 PM   #63
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Old October 23rd, 2016, 01:41 PM   #64
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Never have I ever placed a bet.*

Never have I ever grown my hair long.

Never have I ever been in a relationship with a woman who didn't at some point tell me she was jealous of my eyelashes.

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*(I've just realised this isn't strictly true - I should have said that I have never placed a bet for myself. I have put a bet on for someone else).

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Old October 23rd, 2016, 10:01 PM   #69
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