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Old October 20th, 2016, 06:07 PM   #51
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Never have I ever met anybody who has visited Greenland.

Never have I ever been back to the city I was born in.

Never have I ever owned a pet.

Never have I ever worn lederhosen on a date with a dwarf.

Never have I ever told my wife that I visit this website.
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Old October 20th, 2016, 06:37 PM   #52
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Never have I ever posted in this thread (until now).
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Old October 20th, 2016, 10:20 PM   #53
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Never have I ever seen a praying mantis

Never have I ever seen a hornet

Never have I ever seen an indigo bunting

Never have I ever seen a real live moose

Never have I ever seen a real life penguin
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Old October 21st, 2016, 12:38 PM   #54
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Never have I ever been to Hawaii (I have been to Oahu)

Never have I ever been to Kauai

Never have I ever been to Maui

Never have ever been to Molokai

Never have I ever been to Lanai
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Old October 21st, 2016, 03:16 PM   #55
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Never have I ever been to any foreign nation, save Canada.

Never have I ever had a tooth pulled.
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Never have I been to prison-Yet..

Never have I had an operation but I was born by means of one..

Never have I been to any State of the Union,Other than Florida and (Briefly) Texas..
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Old October 21st, 2016, 04:40 PM   #57
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Never have i ever listened to classical music

Never have i ever watched The Sound Of Music

Never have i ever visited New York
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Old October 21st, 2016, 11:04 PM   #58
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Never have I ever :
Farted through silk,
Visited the land of my ancestors,
Played Cricket,
Bought anything online.
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Old October 21st, 2016, 11:13 PM   #59
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Never have I ever broken a tooth

Never have I ever read a paper back book twice

Never have I ever been on a cruise ship

Never have I ever cracked a whip

Never have I ever read a hardcover novel
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Old October 22nd, 2016, 03:53 AM   #60
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Never have I ever watched My Little Pony (some adults seem to love it)
Never have I ever met a celebrity
Never have I ever watched Law & Order and it's spinoffs
Never have I ever been to a strip club (i know i know i should go to one)
Never have I ever been to a sporting event (that includes wrestling)
Never have I ever used those devices like roku or chromecast


[I just remembered i did ordered pay-per-view in the early 2000's: Animal Instincts 3, and some jerry springer unscencored special]

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