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Old October 19th, 2016, 04:43 PM   #41
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Old October 19th, 2016, 05:02 PM   #42
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Never have I ever cheated on a girlfriend.

But never have I ever forgiven the one that cheated on me.
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Old October 19th, 2016, 06:56 PM   #43
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Juggled water without getting my hands wet

Seen Gone With The Wind

Burnt my tongue

Looked both sides of the road when crossing

Spied a coin on the floor that I didn't pick up

Dated a sane female
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Old October 19th, 2016, 08:11 PM   #44
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smoked a kipper
held public office
watched Titanic
owned an Elvis Presley record
spoken, fluently, any language other than English
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Found God

Found Myself

Found My Mojo

Found Inner Peace

Found the way to amarillo
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Old October 19th, 2016, 08:33 PM   #46
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lied about how big my johnson is ...

not stared at large breasted women pretty or ugly ...

promised to her i won't cum in your mouth ...
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Old October 19th, 2016, 10:44 PM   #47
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Never have I ever had tropical fish

Never have I ever gone para sailing

Never have I ever swam in any ocean

Never have I ever got so drunk I tossed my cookies
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Old October 20th, 2016, 12:19 PM   #48
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Never have I ever had a date with a natural redhead

Never have I ever had a date with a natural blond

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Never have I ever had a date with an obese woman

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Never have I worn a tuxedo

Never have I worn Lederhosen

Never have I worn "MC Hammer" pants

Never have I worn a codpiece (A la Larry Blackmon of Cameo )_
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Never have i ever been to Tenerife

Never have i ever drove a Bus

Never have i ever played Football
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