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Old October 17th, 2016, 10:34 AM   #31
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Old October 17th, 2016, 12:02 PM   #32
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Old October 17th, 2016, 11:09 PM   #33
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Old October 18th, 2016, 12:54 PM   #34
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Never have I smoked a hooker..
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Never have I smoked a hooker..
Never have I ever made love with a hooker

Fucking is a different thing altogether not that I condone that behavior
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