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Old October 14th, 2016, 10:25 PM   #11
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Never have I ever traveled beyond Boulder, Colorado

Never have I ever traveled to the Northwest

Never have I ever traveled to the Southeast

Never have I ever traveled to the South

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Old October 14th, 2016, 10:42 PM   #12
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Never have I ever attended a live sporting event
Never have I ever attended the Opera
Never have I ever been to church on a Sunday
Never have I ever ridden a horse
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Old October 14th, 2016, 11:08 PM   #13
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Never have i ever bought any of The Beatles albums.
Never have i ever went on a drinking binge.
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Old October 14th, 2016, 11:13 PM   #14
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My sexual nevers ...

Never have I screwed my hot neighbor. (would love to)
Never have I eaten a pussy for less than 45 minutes.
Never have I cum in a woman's mouth.
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Old October 15th, 2016, 12:03 PM   #15
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Never have I ever hit a man

Never have I ever gotten into a fight in grammar school

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Old October 15th, 2016, 12:38 PM   #16
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Old October 15th, 2016, 05:43 PM   #17
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Never have i ever read anything from the Richard and Judy book club.
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Old October 15th, 2016, 06:00 PM   #18
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Old October 15th, 2016, 06:26 PM   #19
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Old October 15th, 2016, 10:29 PM   #20
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Never have I ever traveled to the North or South pole

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