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Old October 27th, 2016, 05:55 PM   #101
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Old October 27th, 2016, 07:19 PM   #102
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Filed a non-fiction tax return.
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Released the Kraken.
Eaten at an Ethiopian restaurant.
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Old October 27th, 2016, 11:07 PM   #103
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Never have I ever seen a real live Anaconda snake

Never have I ever seen a snail

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Old October 28th, 2016, 02:27 PM   #104
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Never have I ever held my breath for more than 4 minutes under water

Never have I ever swum more than one mile

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Never have I ever taken a bath as an adult (can't fit in the tub)
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Old October 28th, 2016, 11:41 PM   #105
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Never have I ever seen a real live lemur

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Old October 29th, 2016, 10:58 PM   #106
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Never have I ever worn any socks that were not gray, white or black

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