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Old October 26th, 2016, 01:50 PM   #91
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Never have I ever .......

Farted in a Mosque
Had just one drink in a pub
Owned a pet fish
Bitten a horse
Bitten a mosquito
Worn Lingerie
Done a runner when it's my turn to buy
Played a joke ( OK, that's an outright lie )


Vandalised something, my brothers belongings excepted
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Old October 26th, 2016, 02:35 PM   #92
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Not watched Jaws once every three months or four months ,

Eaten Tripe ,

Forgotten to wipe ,
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Old October 26th, 2016, 04:19 PM   #93
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Eaten Tripe
Forgotten to wipe
Rhyming time ??? OK

Never have I ever......

Been to space, worn lace or been sprayed with mace
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Old October 26th, 2016, 04:23 PM   #94
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Never have i ever shoplifted.

Never have i ever threw a brick into a neighbours car window, even though it is someone i can't stand who drives it.
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Old October 26th, 2016, 08:50 PM   #95
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Never have i ever visited Parson's Pleasure. A section of river in Oxford reserved for nude male bathing.
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Never have i ever visited Parson's Pleasure. A section of river in Oxford reserved for nude male bathing.
Never have I ever even heard of Parson's Pleasure.That section of river in Oxford reserved for nude male bathing but I notice You have...
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Never have i ever been chased by a bull in a field.

Never have i ever sprayed liquid manure over the local council or job centre offices in my area.
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Never have I ever eaten blueberry pancakes
I bought some for the first time only last week...not for me! Sickly

Never have I ever liked Star Wars movies.
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