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Old December 28th, 2011, 11:03 PM   #1
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Default Poll: Do you pee in the shower?

1. Yes
2. No
3. Not in mine!
4. I'm hardcore. I crap in the shower.

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Old December 28th, 2011, 11:10 PM   #2
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No, I pee before I get in the shower.
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In my house we have a WC, or a toliet.
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Of course I don't how disgusting! Whats wrong with pissing in the bath before its your brothers turn? All about being retro
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Don`t need to as always have a least one empty pint glass in my hand at any given moment
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I piss in other peoples showers
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A pal remarked in a pm: "only if I'm not alone!"
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another worthwhile thread that cuts right to the heart of why we're here...?????
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another worthwhile thread that cuts right to the heart of why we're here...?????
Just havin' a little fun. Now, the Stupid Movie Cliches & Impossibilities
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Well, that's depends on what you really mean with that question!

If you meant to ask: "Do you unzip your pants and pee into the shower on purpose?" then no way man, that's why we have a toilet!

But, if I suddenly felt the need to pee while taking a shower, then I don't leave to walk to the toilet. At least not when nobody is watching.
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