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Old November 20th, 2018, 09:10 PM   #6761
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Do you or do you not like sushi?
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Old November 21st, 2018, 03:53 PM   #6762
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Do you or do you not like sushi?
Do Do Do (Like it looong time )

"LLLLLLLLLLet`s get ready to rumble "

Would you rather bare knuckled tight balled even tighter backside cheeked choose to fight

Phantasm`s Tall Man Or Creature from the Black Lagoon`s Gill-Man ?
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Old November 21st, 2018, 06:20 PM   #6763
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If you're running away from a mad bull in a field and you see a deep hole up ahead do you jump in the hole and hope that you can get out later or lie flat on your stomach thinking that the bull might think your dead?
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Old November 21st, 2018, 07:46 PM   #6764
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Jump in the hole,If You play dead the bull will most likely toss You anyway..
Speaking of which,
Tooting Your Own "Trumpet"
If You could,Would You ?
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Old November 21st, 2018, 08:44 PM   #6765
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Yes I would all down my street until the cops pull up and arrest me for disturbing the peace. Damn dirty coppers!


If you eat turkey have you or have you not ever eaten an entire turkey leg?
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Old November 22nd, 2018, 12:36 AM   #6766
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Bad rock.

Do you "Thank" someone who has been a member for a year and never
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That said, I have never eaten an entire turkey leg. I'm just a little guy.


NFL in Dallas and Detroit every year, or give it a break already? (One team is consistently mediocre and the other sucks.)
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Old November 22nd, 2018, 12:47 AM   #6767
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Welcome home, tybalt50, all is forgiven.

Yes, I watch (so to speak). You're quite correct. One is mediocre while the
other is eternally lost. So I tune the games in and then probably go to VEF.


Have you ever been hospitalized on a national holiday?
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No. (FYI Trailmaster, you shortchanged your Bears. Final score of SB XX was 46-10.)

Better Turkey day side; Sweet Potatoes or Green Bean Casserole?
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Old November 22nd, 2018, 12:15 PM   #6769
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Green Bean Casserole(just love green beans)!


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Just barely. Only been a few times.

Bake the turkey in the oven, or deep fry it?
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