"The Arse That Launched a Thousand Wanks". - Page 4

MaxJoker · April 11th, 2011, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

The moldy ones in the skip behind tescos.

What you enjoy in the relative privacy of the supermarket waste bins is a matter purely for you and your conscience mate

I`m never one to judge another`s lifestyle choice

**billybunter** · April 11th, 2011, 10:38 PM

Privacy In Tescos

they have more cameras than Downing street.

MaxJoker · April 12th, 2011, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Privacy In Tescos

they have more cameras than Downing street.

You obviously haven`t found that one unobserved section of the store yet , because believe me all the supermarkets have an area which the cameras don`t cover

Yeah and you know what that means , shoplifting and face stuffing heaven

Just a pity the unsecured area at my local Tescos only has feminine hygiene products

As Tampons are a bit of an acquired taste

**teatsfan** · April 12th, 2011, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Just a pity the unsecured area at my local Tescos only has feminine hygiene products

As Tampons are a bit of an acquired taste

Don't be that picky, calories are calories

MaxJoker · April 12th, 2011, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teatsfan

Don't be that picky, calories are calories

That`s true

Oh and i appreciate you not suggesting i put Ketchup on them

**monogroover** · April 12th, 2011, 09:26 AM

I remember a pic in the Sunday Telegraph that caused me to lose a large quantity of body fluids back in the late '70s .. can't remember what their excuse for printing it was but it was a pic of a young woman in a white bikini with her back to the camera, looking over her shoulder, hands on hips. Very much a girl-next-door face, but an arse to die for. Or to wank for. Which I did. Repeatedly.

cybertron71289 · May 17th, 2011, 10:10 PM

I remember mine well. It was a cover of a Mayfair magazine I found in the cab of my Dad's lorry (he was an HGV driver at the time). If memory serves I was ten or eleven at the time and it was the first wank mag I'd ever got my hands on so as you can imagine I cherished it like gold dust. I pulled my plonker for months over that arse. Unfortunately, the magazine is long gone now and the only image I have of what I'm pretty sure is the aforementioned arse is this low resolution pic.

**Historian** · May 28th, 2011, 02:08 PM

Ah yes, Nini Larssen's arse.....Yep, I reckon that was one of the all-time great Mayfair covers- that image, and the accompanying set in the mag, provided plenty of 'entertainment' during my teens

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Sadly, I lost my copy many years ago, but I was very pleased to rediscover the pics when I signed up to VEF!

winetippler · May 6th, 2020, 05:42 PM

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April 11th, 2011, 10:38 PM	#32
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Historian Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Here and there Posts: 4,029 Thanks: 102,514 Thanked 93,972 Times in 4,024 Posts	Ah yes, Nini Larssen's arse.....Yep, I reckon that was one of the all-time great Mayfair covers- that image, and the accompanying set in the mag, provided plenty of 'entertainment' during my teens. Sadly, I lost my copy many years ago, but I was very pleased to rediscover the pics when I signed up to VEF! Last edited by Historian; May 28th, 2011 at 02:18 PM..

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April 12th, 2011, 09:26 AM	#36
monogroover Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: East Midlands Posts: 505 Thanks: 1,357 Thanked 7,736 Times in 521 Posts	I remember a pic in the Sunday Telegraph that caused me to lose a large quantity of body fluids back in the late '70s .. can't remember what their excuse for printing it was but it was a pic of a young woman in a white bikini with her back to the camera, looking over her shoulder, hands on hips. Very much a girl-next-door face, but an arse to die for. Or to wank for. Which I did. Repeatedly.

May 17th, 2011, 10:10 PM	#37
cybertron71289 Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 67 Thanks: 132 Thanked 696 Times in 59 Posts	I remember mine well. It was a cover of a Mayfair magazine I found in the cab of my Dad's lorry (he was an HGV driver at the time). If memory serves I was ten or eleven at the time and it was the first wank mag I'd ever got my hands on so as you can imagine I cherished it like gold dust. I pulled my plonker for months over that arse. Unfortunately, the magazine is long gone now and the only image I have of what I'm pretty sure is the aforementioned arse is this low resolution pic.

May 6th, 2020, 05:42 PM	#39
winetippler Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: UK Posts: 137 Thanks: 168 Thanked 2,366 Times in 129 Posts	Agnetha Fältskog and Felicity Kendal!