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May 16th, 2019, 02:26 PM | #14671 |
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May 17th, 2019, 05:12 PM | #14672 |
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May 18th, 2019, 12:42 AM | #14673 |
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May 18th, 2019, 05:04 AM | #14674 |
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May 18th, 2019, 08:22 AM | #14675 |
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I was having trouble with my pet dog. It was barking all the time, digging holes everywhere, $hitting all over the place so I took it to a dog obedience class. Worked wonders. Now I do anything the dog wants.
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May 18th, 2019, 09:10 AM | #14676 |
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I was chatting with my mate the other day. "I've got to wear hearing aids now", he told me.
"None of us are getting any younger, are we?", I said. Then he smiled and said, "You know what, I just heard from my sister in Australia this morning". I reply, "Blimey! They must be good hearing aids!" |
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May 18th, 2019, 11:51 AM | #14677 |
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May 19th, 2019, 01:49 AM | #14679 |
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May 19th, 2019, 09:36 AM | #14680 |
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