Post your corny jokes - Page 1468

MaxJoker · May 16th, 2019, 02:26 PM

Why do centipedes have 100 legs ? ,

So they can walk.

MaxJoker · May 17th, 2019, 05:12 PM

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar ? ,

The lid said "Twist to open".

**Sir Honkers** · May 18th, 2019, 12:42 AM

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.

**seldomseen** · May 18th, 2019, 05:04 AM

I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once until now.

jokerdownunder · May 18th, 2019, 08:22 AM

I was having trouble with my pet dog. It was barking all the time, digging holes everywhere, $hitting all over the place so I took it to a dog obedience class. Worked wonders. Now I do anything the dog wants.

**gedly** · May 18th, 2019, 09:10 AM

I was chatting with my mate the other day. "I've got to wear hearing aids now", he told me.
"None of us are getting any younger, are we?", I said.
Then he smiled and said, "You know what, I just heard from my sister in Australia this morning".
I reply, "Blimey! They must be good hearing aids!"

MaxJoker · May 18th, 2019, 11:51 AM

How did the farmer get 300 old cows into his barn ? ,

Put up a Bingo sign.

**Sir Honkers** · May 18th, 2019, 11:03 PM

Q: What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check?
A: Someone's always willing to blow you bonus check.

**mrfixit** · May 19th, 2019, 01:49 AM

Estreeter · May 19th, 2019, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfixit

I was at this point

I was laughing

May 16th, 2019, 02:26 PM	#14671
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May 17th, 2019, 05:12 PM	#14672
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May 18th, 2019, 05:04 AM	#14674
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,954 Times in 38,112 Posts	I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once until now. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

May 18th, 2019, 11:51 AM	#14677
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May 19th, 2019, 01:49 AM	#14679
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May 18th, 2019, 12:42 AM	#14673
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,096 Times in 30,294 Posts	Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.

May 18th, 2019, 08:22 AM	#14675
jokerdownunder Senior Member Join Date: May 2019 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 128 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,576 Times in 128 Posts	I was having trouble with my pet dog. It was barking all the time, digging holes everywhere, $hitting all over the place so I took it to a dog obedience class. Worked wonders. Now I do anything the dog wants.

May 18th, 2019, 09:10 AM	#14676
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,305 Times in 3,171 Posts	I was chatting with my mate the other day. "I've got to wear hearing aids now", he told me. "None of us are getting any younger, are we?", I said. Then he smiled and said, "You know what, I just heard from my sister in Australia this morning". I reply, "Blimey! They must be good hearing aids!"

May 18th, 2019, 11:03 PM	#14678
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,096 Times in 30,294 Posts	Q: What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? A: Someone's always willing to blow you bonus check.

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