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September 25th, 2012, 10:22 PM
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Sorry, no time. Must solve problem. Mom throws first stone.
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September 26th, 2012, 12:09 AM
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"Don't quote me!"
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September 26th, 2012, 02:36 AM
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Dear apostles:
Sell my piano and borrow the drum kit from that guy in Def Leppard. Jesus |
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September 26th, 2012, 04:06 PM
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R.I.P.
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David Blaine
 listen guys, I can turn water into wine, walk on water and invent BB! I was never conceived. I just appeared out of nowhere. All Blaine did was sit in a glass box over London. I died and came back to life. Even Paul Daniels can't do that. Feeding 5000 is easy. Maggie T was taught by me. She will live forever. Lovely girl. Even my cock turns to wood the odd time..
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September 26th, 2012, 07:43 PM
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I LOVE this thread! However, Mum says I have to go and get a haircut. Called me a 'feckin hippie!" Whatever one of those is.............
see you all down at Fisherman's Quay........... JC |
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September 26th, 2012, 09:23 PM
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Note to self: Get Pope Benny to canonise the inventor of NoMoreNails.
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September 26th, 2012, 09:35 PM
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"Dad said NO to Eric Clapton concert.Don´t know why.
Judas Priest is also out of question.Maybe Soul Asylum next month..." |
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September 27th, 2012, 06:54 AM
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love you each in other
signed Jésus |
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September 27th, 2012, 06:58 AM
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Eat , this is my body
Drink , this is my blood Not touch , it's my ass signed Jésus |
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September 27th, 2012, 07:03 AM
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Quickly a nail i slip
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