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Old April 7th, 2024, 01:18 AM   #11041
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Old April 7th, 2024, 01:19 AM   #11042
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Sometimes I wonder why farmers bother planting chickens in the first place
City boy! Chickens aren't planted, they're grafted on to existing stalks!
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Sometimes I wonder why farmers bother planting chickens in the first place
Isn't it obvious, it has something to do with athletes foot.
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Isn't it obvious, it has something to do with athletes foot.
Why did the athletic chicken cross the road?
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Why did the athletic chicken cross the road?
I know, to give anal to the hooker chicken soliciting prostitution on the street.
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Rico, if you speak Spanish.
you too are perfumed with brad pitt's urine?
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I know, to give anal to the hooker chicken soliciting prostitution on the street.
I don't believe chickens have a choice about anal.
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Isn't everybody?
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