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Old April 5th, 2024, 05:29 AM   #11001
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Not even close. My heart is basically liminal space - meaning I have room for lots of love.
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Old April 5th, 2024, 11:55 AM   #11003
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Don't knock it till you've tried it. (though technically I am dead/undead rather than a zombie), but leave us living impaired alone.
I am not technically dead but will be someday.
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Did they do anal?
I don't understand the question
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Not even close. My heart is basically liminal space - meaning I have room for lots of love.
I'll take your word for it.
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