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Old July 14th, 2018, 11:58 AM   #6181
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If you're in your car with a tornado bearing down upon you. What do you do? Gun the engine and try to outrun it, or leave your car and try to find a ditch?
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If you're in your car with a tornado bearing down upon you. What do you do? Gun the engine and try to outrun it, or leave your car and try to find a ditch?
Outrun (Although would have to wrestle with the urge to head straight towards it , whistling Ride of the Valkyries )

"Fight fight"

Ivan Drago Or Karl Honig ?
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If you are called for jury duty do you go or try to get out of it?
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Accept (Then tout around for bribes from the accused )

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Jack Slater Or Major Alan "Dutch" Schaeffer ?
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This might be before your time: better wrestlers: Happy Humphrey or Haystacks Calhoun(both weighed in excess of 700 pounds)?
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Haystacks (In Blighty we had our own version Giant , a wrestling athlete of the highest order )

"Gouge Gouge "

Harry Tasker (True Lies) Or U.S. Marshal John Kruger (Eraser) ?
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"Gouge Gouge "

Harry Tasker (True Lies) Or U.S. Marshal John Kruger (Eraser) ?

Eraser


Adams Family (orginal tv series) or The Munsters (Original tv series)
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Gomez Addams,
John Astin or Raul Julia ?
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If you ever saw the musical West Side Story which gang did you like best: The Jets or The Sharks?
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Clint Eastwood or Lee Marvin ?
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