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July 11th, 2018, 06:24 AM | #8441 |
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July 11th, 2018, 05:44 PM | #8442 |
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July 12th, 2018, 10:30 AM | #8443 |
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Wank Club Cration Part 2
Before I resumed my quest of researching the Wank Club archives, I decided to have another look at benny_hill’s opening post. His original idea was that someone would nominate a model and all members would wank to her and share their experiences. An interesting idea, but I can appreciate that many would have found this too restrictive, which is probably why the thread remained dormant for almost a year and didn’t really take off for yet another year. When it did so, it was in the simple yet effective format we’ve all come to know and love. i.e. a member posts a series of pics (usually with some accompanying text) of the girl or girls who’ve inspired his latest masturbatory adventures.
Incidentally, benny’s first nominated wank target was Kirsten Imrie. Personally, I wouldn’t have the slightest trouble knocking out a load to Kirsten. In fact, I’ve previously done so many times and decided to do so again before I went any further. After recovering from my fun with Kirsten, I resumed from page 26 and onwards. I soon discovered quite a few names familiar to me from my early days in The Club: mr_underhill, darth_ai, wolftowers, jcnuts and Smuthound. Don’t know where you are these days guys, but you’re always welcome back. A few more pages in and I encountered the first post of another long-term member and, possibly the thread’s most prolific contributor, caboosier. His distinctive style of interspersed pics and text was in place even then. A few pages after that was the first post by another prolific contributor of the time, although, sadly, he too seems to have dropped off the wanking radar of late – none other than mikeydrew. As my research progressed, my previous Kirsten wank becoming a distant memory and my need to pump more spunk becoming stronger and stronger, it was no surprise to me that one of mikey’s posts provided the perfect inspiration – in the divine form of Kate Hewletson. Now, to say I’m no stranger to Kate’s ample charms would be a gross understatement. She was a frequent jizz-target of mine in her modelling days ( early 1990s) and hasn’t lost an iota of wank appeal for me since then. From her shiny honey-blonde curly hair, her alluring dark eyes, full pouty lips with a slight overbite, round firm tits topped with choc-brown "poke yer eye out" nipples, a lovely deep navel, which I often dream about filling with cum, long sturdy legs topped by round, firm biteable buttocks and juicy, fleshy pink parts topped by a well-trimmed bush. I’m hoping to continue my odyssey through the archives over the weekend. I can’t say I’m any the wiser or richer from what I’ve learnt so far, but, as long as I can get some top-notch wanks out of it, who cares?
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July 13th, 2018, 04:26 AM | #8445 |
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We probably would have made out way past the 1000-post mark already, were it not for some smart clipping and culling by our esteemed mods. The fact that we are still short of the mark means that the entire thread, spanning some eight years, is full of high-quality material that would make the floppiest cock spring to attention.
Part of the thrill of the Wank Club not just seeing what everybody likes and does, but going back to he beginning and reminding myself of those photos, scenes and fantastic women who made me cum over this long time. Some I visit frequently, while others are pleasant reminders of wanks gone by. Every photoset or scene I masturbate to, I keep in my wank photo bank - which is in addition to the regular models I collect. So whether it is a pert pair of tits, bullet nipples, a fantastic gusset, a triple anal moment or a terrific facial, I will do the needful thing and archive it. This where the club comes in. Whenever I visit, I naturally check out the latest submissions. If there is something there, I will seek out the model if I do not already know her. Then, there is the rewind wank. Here, I will jump to any random page, and keep going until I find one of my contributions. I then check back to the wank bank, dig out the set or scene, and get beating. By this time, the thrill of revisiting that moment has already got me hard and the pre-cum slowly leaking. In this spirit, I am sharing a set I found today. I am going to post some selected items here, and then imagine myself sliding in and out of all of the available holes (three if you are vanilla, six if you like darker and tighter places). As you can guess, I am rock solid already just having seen those little skirts, pretty knickers, gussets and those tiny slips of material down around thighs and ankles. Chloe Cherry, Valerie White and Zoe Parker, three sweet blondes. I am ready to fucking explode.
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July 13th, 2018, 07:23 AM | #8446 |
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July 13th, 2018, 07:34 AM | #8447 |
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July 13th, 2018, 09:15 AM | #8448 |
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Aural as much as visual - last night watched something on BBC iPlayer (sorry if you are outside the UK) which gave me a great wank - go on iplayer and search for a series called "Snatches", then pick the episode "Bovril Pam". Lovely looking woman performing this (lesbian erotic) monologue! Recommended!
Meanwhile, this morning.... Thanks to the girls, and to any OPs
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July 13th, 2018, 03:59 PM | #8449 |
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Actually, 10,000 posts and 1,000 pages. I know, mathematics isn't my strong point either. However, I totally agree that the thread would and should be even longer than it is. The "clipping and culling" also account for the fact that quite a few former enthusiastic and generous contributors no longer bother to post here. Quote:
Taking a break from my archive research tonight, although, of course, not from wanking. Naked Chris's recent post has inspired me to knock a nice slow one out to one of my favourite topics - nudity in public places. Few things more arousing than seeing fine specimens of womanhood flash their gashes in city streets and highways. Including three of my all-time favourite Czech spunk targets: Andrea Krumlova, Jana Janeckova and Katerina Hovorkova.
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