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Old 07-08-2018, 11:12 PM   #1571
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Old 07-09-2018, 02:04 PM   #1572
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More on the historical theme



Always thought Queen Nefertiti was a bit of a looker........even tho' Ancient Egyptian women shaved all their hair off to wear outrageous wigs!!
Reminds me of my Mummy!!
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Old 07-10-2018, 06:41 PM   #1573
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Reminds me of my Mummy!!
That joke is almost as old as Egypt itself
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Old 07-10-2018, 07:08 PM   #1574
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Ancient Egyptian women shaved all their hair off to wear outrageous wigs!!
That reminds me of Diana Ross!
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Lauren Ash, Canadian comedian, actress and chubster - probably best known from the US sitcom 'Superstore' as Dina Fox, Cloud 9's overbearing and self-important assistant store manager:




The character she plays can be a pain but she still radiates a strong sense of sexiness. Lauren Ash is quite the fat girl but the fat has gone to all the right places. And she's a pretty woman under the blubber.

I've always had a soft spot for curvy fat lasses and I'd be very happy if Lauren Ash had a soft spot for me - a soft, warm and wet spot. And although not a tit man I'd happily settle for a tit-wank between her ample bristols.
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Old 08-04-2018, 01:38 PM   #1578
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The woman with the scary eyes in the Barclays digital safety advert:





She's actually a very lovely actress called Katharine Bennett-Fox:

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Philomena Cunk as played by flame haired comedienne Diana Morgan........her show on the history of Britain was funny too.......no one does thick quite like her
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Philomena Cunk as played by flame haired comedienne Diana Morgan........her show on the history of Britain was funny too.......no one does thick quite like her
I find Diane very fancy-able, although that flat Bolton accent might be a little off putting

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