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Old 06-03-2018, 03:32 AM   #1561
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Weather lady from Finland...Kerttu Kotakorpi.

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Weather lady from Finland...Kerttu Kotakorpi.

Marks out of 10? I'd definitely give her one!
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Old 06-09-2018, 08:20 AM   #1563
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I know I will go to hell for this.....but Yulia Skripal.
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Why should you go to hell for that? I agree, she really is quite gorgeous.
Glad it's not just me then- when the story first broke, one of the thoughts that crossed my mind when the first pics of Yulia appeared in the papers was 'She's a really pretty girl'...

….although it raises the words 'high-maintenance girlfriend' to a whole new level- I mean, armed bodyguards don't come cheap, and constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the waiter who'd just served you was really an assassin is going to get boring pretty quickly...

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Ask her if she wants go to the pub, then a pizza afterwards.
I think I'd rather invite her round for dinner- If I'm going to have a meal with Yulia, I'm not eating anything I haven't cooked myself!
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Old 06-09-2018, 03:19 PM   #1564
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Mary, Queen of Scots was a busty looker too as they think part of the reason Liz the One had her head lopped off......pure jealousy.
Mary Queen of Scots might have been a looker, but she was a pretty dangerous woman to be around- First husband, Francis II of France died aged 16, within two years of marrying her, Second husband Lord Darnley was murdered, probably by her third, the Earl of Bothwell, who outlived her, but spent the last decade of his life in exile as a prisoner in Denmark.

Add her Italian secretary David Rizzio, (murdered by Bothwell on suspicion of being the Queen's lover), and a French poet at her court, Pierre de Bocosel de Chastelard, (executed for treason after falling in love with her), to say nothing of George Talbot, Earl of Shrewsbury, whose spell as her jailor at Tutbury Castle pretty much cost him his marriage after his wife, the redoubtable Bess of Hardwick, began to suspect he was getting rather too close to his prisoner...

Looking at that little lineup of the men in her life, then no matter how hot she may have been, Mary definitely starts to sound like a woman you really shouldn't have fancied - unless you planned on ending your days murdered, executed, or insane and chained to a pillar in a Danish dungeon...

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Elizabeth didn't want to execute Mary,It was done without Her permission.
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Maybe.......Proddy Propaganda I say..........long time ago now.
Elizabeth certainly had plenty of opportunity and motive to have Mary beheaded given the threat posed by the intrigue and plots that circled around her, but for whatever reason took the best part of 20 years to actually get round to it
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Old 06-10-2018, 07:01 AM   #1565
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Still quite fancy a dabble with Sarah Ferguson..Always thought she looks like she could be really filthy, and will probably have a nice big firebush as an added bonus!
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Old 06-12-2018, 07:21 PM   #1566
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I have to mention Margaret of Anjou, wife of Henry VI. She married him at 15 even though the King was already showing signs of insanity and would have a complete breakdown and soon retreated into an unresponsive dumb world for several years but she somehow managed to have a child by him (or one of his mates according to rumour)
She then took over the running of the country and stood up to the Duke of York who had designs on the crown effectively starting the wars of the Roses.
She ordered the execution of the Duke after one battle, but in the end lost her own son before being banished back to France.

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Old 06-13-2018, 02:02 AM   #1567
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Antonella The Uncensored Reviewer. Rough as a bears arse, but the sort of body that a lot of guys could put up with, I reckon....


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Old 06-15-2018, 08:28 PM   #1568
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Always thought Queen Nefertiti was a bit of a looker........even tho' Ancient Egyptian women shaved all their hair off to wear outrageous wigs!!
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:27 AM   #1569
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