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1. Nightingale 2. Skylark.."Hail Blithe Spirit,Bird Thou never wert" 3. The Black Crowes 4. Mockingbird 5. Canary 6. House Sparrow 7. Blackbird 8. American Robin 9. Wren - little bird, big song 10. Cardinal 11. Kylie ... come on you were all thinking it 12. Marsh Warbler 13. Kookaburra Next Best insult you ever actually heard directed at you or someone you know 1. I was better off pulling myself than having you as a son (Mates Dad to my Mate) 2.
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1. I was better off pulling myself than having you as a son (Mates Dad to my Mate) 2. “If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.” Christopher Hitchens 3. "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress." 4. "I wish you were adopted, then I wouldn't have had to squeeze you out of my clacker" (overheard on a train, after teenage girl humorously told her mother that she believed herself to be adopted). 5. |
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