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May 16th, 2018, 12:53 PM	#5881
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,600 Times in 60,108 Posts	Coffee cake M&M'S or Reese's Pieces?

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May 16th, 2018, 04:23 PM	#5882
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,677 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	M&Ms. Peanut butter cups is the only real shit for peanut butter candy. Kiss Joana Krupa or fuck Lindsay Lohan? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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May 16th, 2018, 10:05 PM	#5883
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,600 Times in 60,108 Posts	Kiss Joana Krupa Bottled beer or beer on tap?

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May 16th, 2018, 11:35 PM	#5884
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May 17th, 2018, 06:01 AM	#5885
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May 17th, 2018, 11:45 AM	#5886
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,600 Times in 60,108 Posts	American robin. Bluejays make too much noise. The Great Blue Heron or the White Egret?

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May 19th, 2018, 09:07 PM	#5888
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Milk and Sugar (As Gay Allah distended).

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May 20th, 2018, 09:29 PM	#5890
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