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Old 04-11-2018, 06:22 PM   #2601
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Actually happened to a guy I knew during sex:

She: Do you like horses?
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:32 PM   #2602
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:42 PM   #2603
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Old 04-11-2018, 06:54 PM   #2604
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Old 04-15-2018, 10:28 AM   #2605
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4328:

When you leave, pick up that dog poop on my front lawn on your way out to your car!
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:02 AM   #2606
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4329 Sorry, can't fuck, I've got a headache this time That you caused
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Old 04-15-2018, 11:31 AM   #2607
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4330: You certainly are "attractive" ... flies come right to you!
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4332 I found the ending to the Brad Pitt film, Se7en, very erotic
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4332 I found the ending to the Brad Pitt film, Se7en, very erotic
Kevin Spacey giving head to Brad Pitt?
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