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MaxJoker · March 14th, 2018, 10:08 AM

Stabbing oneself in the index finger

Certainly makes it ache a whimsy the next day

The finger too

Uh huh , who knew

The stabbing occurred last night. If I could explain exactly how it happened , would. One minute was pushing the fork into the pizza. The next , said fork bent to the side . Buckled , sprang up then plunged down into fulsomely arrogant Anglo-Saxon flesh

Being a Mod (We're all chosen for our high tolerance to physical pain) I didn't notice first off.

Nope was only when I spied the blue blood on me crust that realised something was amiss

Estreeter · March 14th, 2018, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Mate

That ain't by any chance gonna impede a post in the Favourite Foods thread will it

Or the stuffing of the pork, beef and or lamb into your gob

I'm gonna cry

There you learned something

I am able to shed tears for the right reason

**Mal Hombre** · March 14th, 2018, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Stabbing oneself in the index finger

Certainly makes it ache a whimsy the next day

The finger too

Uh huh , who knew

The stabbing occurred last night. If I could explain exactly how it happened , would. One minute was pushing the fork into the pizza. The next , said fork bent to the side . Buckled , sprang up then plunged down into fulsomely arrogant Anglo-Saxon flesh

Being a Mod (We're all chosen for our high tolerance to physical pain) I didn't notice first off.

Nope was only when I spied the blue blood on me crust that realised something was amiss

That's Your problem right there..Eating Pizza with a fork

I hope You had Your pinky sticking out at least or failing that, Your little finger..

**blondifan** · March 14th, 2018, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

....

Not beeing paranoid, but don't you think that today, some governments are pushing biotechnologies to get the control on the rest of the world?

What do you think?

I think that as facebook has information regarding your ebay purchases in order to sell you more of the same, then it only a small step for governments to collect and do the same, particularly with metadata retention/storage that was foisted on tax payers without consultation or consideration.

Any wonder $omebees are looking to go off the grid.

**blondifan** · March 15th, 2018, 11:23 AM

Estreeter · March 15th, 2018, 12:01 PM

Today, I learned .....

No matter how intelligent you actually are, no matter if you're a professional tradesman, no matter how simple a task it might be and no matter how many dozens or hundreds of times you've done this task .... you still might fuck it up.

Bit silly an electrician actually managed to insert batteries the wrong way around

**bloke57** · March 15th, 2018, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Bit silly an electrician actually managed to insert batteries the wrong way around

Maybe you are a bit bipolar.

**Roubignol** · March 15th, 2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Today, I learned .....

No matter how intelligent you actually are, no matter if you're a professional tradesman, no matter how simple a task it might be and no matter how many dozens or hundreds of times you've done this task .... you still might fuck it up.

Bit silly an electrician actually managed to insert batteries the wrong way around

Arfff... The father of friend who was tinsmith often told us, that's never the new apprentice who falls from the roof, but the worker who is used to walk on it since several years.

**blondifan** · March 16th, 2018, 12:08 AM

In 1999, Bill Morgan was declared dead for over 14 minutes but somehow survived. To celebrate his luck, he bought a lottery ticket and won a $27,000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card and won a $250,000 jackpot on live television.

astronight · March 16th, 2018, 09:12 AM

A few things..
#1. never going to be about the girl, more what she does, not about her meaning.
#2. just some fun food forgotten.
Pink Panther cereal, the stuff glowed in the dark, and had awesome toys. better healthy for all.
Kraft had a chicken noodle box dinner and damn it was good, but they still have that classic Spaghetti crap boxed stuff on the shelf.
So I learned today and especially a co-worker I took home.
I'm not a taxi, I know good single guy food, and damit...Sabrina West/Sara Lynn is just perfect, to her fan that is, i just learned I know what is best!

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March 16th, 2018, 12:08 AM	#1219
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,993 Thanked 60,208 Times in 4,401 Posts	In 1999, Bill Morgan was declared dead for over 14 minutes but somehow survived. To celebrate his luck, he bought a lottery ticket and won a $27,000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card and won a $250,000 jackpot on live television.