Post your corny jokes - Page 1298

**ball7** · January 30th, 2018, 07:49 PM

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

**ball7** · January 30th, 2018, 08:31 PM

"My wife got so corny last night."
"Horny"
"No, Corny. She kept telling me corny jokes so I wouldn't get horny"

**photoflex** · January 31st, 2018, 06:30 PM

**gedly** · January 31st, 2018, 06:46 PM

The person stealing the soap in the toilets at work has finally come clean.

**blondifan** · February 1st, 2018, 11:06 PM

A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6".
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again.
Men will get it the first time.

**Mister Fide** · February 2nd, 2018, 07:03 AM

The President of the United States of America is Donald Trump.

**effCup** · February 2nd, 2018, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Fide

Donald Trump.

Perhaps the joke's on us?

**ball7** · February 2nd, 2018, 09:05 AM

At the local McDonald Drivein, I asked for two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and a BJ.
Imagine my suprise when I got two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and Ronald McDonald.

**machman** · February 2nd, 2018, 09:59 AM

A rich 90 year old man, married a gold digger 20 years old.
On their honeymoon night, the old man pulls out a Durex sheath.
"Surely you don't need one of those at your age"? she asked.
No he say's " it's just I like the smell of rubber burning"

**machman** · February 2nd, 2018, 10:23 AM

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and round they would be an Aspirin

What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box?
If you don't know I wouldn't trust you to post any mail

What comes in pints?
An elephant

Why do you never see elephants sitting in cherry trees?
They cunningly paint their toenails red to disguise themselves

How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn

Why do crocodiles have flat heads?
They sit under cherry trees in the autumn.

January 31st, 2018, 06:30 PM	#12973
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February 2nd, 2018, 07:03 AM	#12976
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	Joke of the Century The President of the United States of America is Donald Trump.

January 30th, 2018, 07:49 PM	#12971
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	What do you call a singing Laptop? A Dell

January 30th, 2018, 08:31 PM	#12972
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	"My wife got so corny last night." "Horny" "No, Corny. She kept telling me corny jokes so I wouldn't get horny"

January 31st, 2018, 06:46 PM	#12974
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,316 Times in 3,171 Posts	The person stealing the soap in the toilets at work has finally come clean.

February 1st, 2018, 11:06 PM	#12975
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6". A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time.

February 2nd, 2018, 09:05 AM	#12978
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	At the local McDonald Drivein, I asked for two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and a BJ. Imagine my suprise when I got two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and Ronald McDonald.

February 2nd, 2018, 09:59 AM	#12979
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	A rich 90 year old man, married a gold digger 20 years old. On their honeymoon night, the old man pulls out a Durex sheath. "Surely you don't need one of those at your age"? she asked. No he say's " it's just I like the smell of rubber burning"

February 2nd, 2018, 10:23 AM	#12980
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white and round they would be an Aspirin What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box? If you don't know I wouldn't trust you to post any mail What comes in pints? An elephant Why do you never see elephants sitting in cherry trees? They cunningly paint their toenails red to disguise themselves How do elephants get down from cherry trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn Why do crocodiles have flat heads? They sit under cherry trees in the autumn.